Sick Animal Fuckers
by Kysa Braswell
www.kysaonline.org
"Bestiality violation of animals monstrous and revolting to
mankind." Krafft-Ebing used these words to introduce the subject
of sex between humans and animals in his monumental nineteenth
century study of perverse sexuality, Psychopathia Sexualis. The
public attitude toward many deviant sex practices has eased since
those harsh Victorian times but the very idea of bestiality seems
as "monstrous and revolting" as ever to most people today.
The Old Testament, source of most of our basic behavioral
taboos, is clear on the subject. In Leviticus 18:23 Lord lays
down the law to Moses, Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to
defile thyself therewith; neither shall any woman stand before a
beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
The Bible not only forbade bestiality but prescribed stern
penalties both for the human and the animal participants, each
apparently being presumed equally guilty in the affair. Thus
Leviticus tells us, If a man lie with a beast he shall surely be
put to death: and ye shall stay the beast.
In the Middle Ages in Europe surviving court records show
that the Biblical penalties were carried out to the letter. In
France one man was hanged and then burned for fornicating with a
cow and a goat, and then both animals were also burned. Two
centuries later, a sixteen-year-old girl was found guilty of
having had sexual relations with a dog, and both dog and girl were
hanged and burned.
Most states today have no law on their books specifically
forbidding bestiality, but it is usually considered to fall under
the general category of sodomy offenses, which include everything
from sucking a twat to screwing a turkey from buggering your
wife's ass to fucking a corpse on a morgue slab from jerking
off in company with a friend to having your cunt licked by a
cocker spaniel. It's all sodomy in the eyes of the law, although
the sodomy statutes are seldom enforced these days except against
homosexuals.
Anyway, Biblical interdictions and harsh penalties in the law
codes never have prevented bestial practices. As with all other
varieties of sexual behavior, people have always done pretty much
as they pleased in the privacy of their own boudoirs and barns.
Although records of specific incidents of bestiality down
through the years are scarce, there is ample evidence that it has
been widely practiced in all centuries by all peoples. There are
many reports by travelers and explorers of prevalent bestiality
among the depraved citizens of other, less-enlightened lands.
Sanctimonious observers from the western world found it running
rampant among the pagans of the far east, Europeans observed it
with horror among the Arabs and black Africans, Arabs declared it
to be common among the perfidious Turks.
But there was plenty of beastly buggering going on among our
own ancestors in western Europe as well, the best evidence being
that bestiality as a crime is constantly mentioned both in church
and civil law, century after century, with ever more drastic
punishments being laid down for the culprits. It would hardly
have been such a constant concern of the lawmakers unless it had
been a widespread habit.
In the Middle Ages, when penalties against it were the most
severe, all the evidence indicates that bestiality as an adjunct
to witchcraft revelries and as a casual barn-yard pastime ran a
neck-and-neck race with incest as the favorite sport among the
peasantry.
In the prim and proper nineteenth century, Krafft-Ebing
regretfully reported that violation of animals was none too
infrequent, and in the modern day Doctor Kinsey's more extensive
and enlightened research discovered that forty to fifty percent of
farm boys he interviewed had had some kind of sex relations with
animals at one time or another in their young lives.
A good indication of the way bestial sex has obsessed man's
fancy through all the ages is the frequency with which it turns up
in popular literature and mythology. The ancient myths and fairy
tales are full of creatures half-human and half-beast such as
centaurs, sphinxes and mermaids, and human and animal love affairs
wherein the beast usually is a god or prince temporarily
transformed.
In our own time we continue to thrill over popular
entertainments wherein bestiality is suggested if not specifically
portrayed. Jungle adventures in which young lovelies are carried
off by giant apes, presumably to satisfy their bestial lust, have
always been popular with matinee audiences.
As many writers, including Freud have suggested, where
bestiality has persisted so in men's fantasies, there certainly
must have been widespread practice of the actual deed, for men's
dreams are reflective of their real-life desires.
In the free-and-easy climate of today, bestiality is not only
common on a pastime basis as ever, but many of those who practice
it are quite willing to spill their guts about it for publication
without shame or fear. There is a spirit of adventure in the
practice of sex today a reaching out for new sensual experiences
of every kind and an unabashed readiness to share the fruits of
those experiments and spread the joyful word to the hesitant,
still-puritanical masses. So I had surprisingly little difficulty
in finding a variety of persons of all ages and both sexes who
quite willingly 'told all' about their bestial habits for this
book. I have compiled from the resulting taped conversations the
case reports in the following pages. Only the names and places
have been disguised in some instances, in light of the sodomy
laws, but the broad picture these cases give of bestiality as it
is practiced in our twentieth century world is a true one.
Chapter 1
Spectator Sport
In the course of history, bestial practices have been not
only a private pastime but in various places and times have played
a part in religious rituals, witchcraft rites, and public
spectacles for the titillation of the masses.
It is hardly surprising that the ancient Romans who made an
arena spectacle out of everything from costume dramas to
gladiatorial warfare found sadistic delight in bestial sex
exhibitions on the grand scale, An amazing variety of animals were
trained to perform sexually in the arena, most often committing
rape on helpless, spread-eagled young maidens. Zebras, cheetahs,
even giraffes reportedly were involved in this kind of bizarre
sport.
According to R.E.L. Masters, the diligent sex-researcher and
writer, on one infamous occasion in the Coliseum a hundred golden-
haired young girls were raped in unison by a hundred rampaging
baboons, a girl-show spectacular beyond anything ever dreamed of
by Busby Berkeley.
On other occasions, to add an extra zest to the performance,
wild apes would not only rape the unfortunate girls but devour
their bodies afterwards for an encore.
Since those pagan times bestial sex-shows have never again
reached such heights of production lavishness or played to such
arena-sized audiences. In recent centuries and down to the
present day virtually the only public performances of the kind
have been whorehouse exhibitions, usually involving a prostitute
and either a large dog or it small horse.
Krafft-Ebing noted such an exhibition a hundred years ago, an
'example of the moral depravity in large cities,' in which 'a
Parisian female showed herself in the sexual act with a trained
bulldog to a secret circle of roues at ten francs a head'.
Since the old-fashioned garden-variety whorehouse has become
practically extinct in this country, generally one must travel
abroad to find such performances today. A few countries of Latin
America, Asia and the Arab lands still offer these usually pitiful
spectacles as underground tourist attractions.
A New York executive who has spent much time in the Caribbean
islands where his firm does a great deal of business tells about
an experience of the kind in pre-Castro Cuba.
Case 1
Ben P.
Before the revolution down there, Cuba was really the place
to go, I'm telling you. It was murder trying to get any business
done is the only thing, with all the distractions whores and
whorehouse on every street, blue movies, orgy exhibitions you
name it and you could find it. You didn't have to do any shopping
around either. All you had to do was walk out on any street.
They'd spot you for an American right off and there'd be a dozen
pimps after you, trying to sell you every kind of sex experience
that man ever invented. You couldn't help get the impression that
every broad in Havana was peddling her ass and every guy was
pimping for them.
The 'exhibitions' were the big thing. First thing they'd
mention to you. 'Superman' was the big star. He was a big black
bugger with a cock like a baseball bat, and he put on shows in one
of the houses there. He'd take on about four or five of the girls
at once and they'd play the scene for you any way you ordered it.
If you wanted to, you could strip down and join the show yourself.
They'd do their thing in a performance just for you, or for a
whole party of ten or twenty tourists. How Superman kept his
prick up all day is beyond me. Must've had a steel rod planted in
it. Or maybe there were three or four different 'Supermen'
working in shifts for all I know.
Anyway, I'd been there a few times and seen and done just
about everything there was in that goddamn sex-town, and one hot
day in December I landed in Havana with some business to attend
to, figuring I'd finish it up in an hour or two and hop back to
Miami that same night. No hanky-panky this trip I promised
myself. In fact I had a redhead date all lined up for myself in
Miami that would put all these fat-ass Cuban whores to shame. I
figured she and I would have a little private exhibition all our
own that night in front of the picture mirror in her apartment.
But of course I had the usual pimp parade on me like leeches
as soon as I got downtown from the airport, giving me all the
usual pitches, and they didn't like to take no for an answer.
They figured that men came to Cuba from the U.S.A. to get laid,
period. You tell them not interested and they don't believe their
ears. After all, once you'd seen the Capitollo and the rum
distillery and the ancient cathedral in Havana, what the hell else
is there left but the whorehouse?
It wound up finally with just this one determined cat dogging
my tracks, still trying to sell me some kind of cock therapy.
He'd already run through the whole catalogue of goodies for me
about twelve times. "You want the woman? Big tits woman? Young
girl? Very young! Teen-age schoolgirl for you. She do
everything you like. Two young girls all for you. Two together.
They come with you. Your hotel. Maybe young boy? You like the
young boy? You say what you like. I fix for you. See the
exhibition? Two girls? Three girls? Four? Five?"
Then he got into something that sounded like "done-kee the
done-kee." I didn't get the meaning at first, but then I realized
all of a sudden that he was pitching for a girl making it with a
goddamn donkey. This was a brand new one on me. I'd heard there
were such things that went on but I'd never been steered on it
before. All of a sudden I was interested. It was something
people talk about but you don't get to see every day in the week
and I was really curious. That woman with a donkey shit you
don't half believe it really happens, you know? I doubted that
there were two guys in the whole of Philadelphia that could say
they'd ever seen it, and here was my chance to be the first in my
neighborhood.
At first I thought maybe it was just a movie show this guy
was talking about, but he said, "No-o-o real alive done-key fuck
pretty young girl for you."
I cooled down a little when he told me it was going to cost
me fifty Cuban pesos, which translates into exactly fifty U.S.
dollars. That was the tab for a private performance just me, the
girl and the donkey but if I didn't mind sharing the spiritual
experience, I could wait until night and there'd be a group
showing for a crowd of tourists at ten dollars a head admission.
Well shit, I couldn't pass that up. So I told him to put me down
for a reservation, kissed off my date in Miami and checked into a
hotel to wait out the time.
My friendly guide came to pick me up in a cab at seven-thirty
and we drove down to the Chinatown section the driver blasting
his horn at every intersection the way they do. We pulled up at a
seedy-looking old mansion on a dark street had a huge front door
about ten feet tall with an ornate grillwork all over it real old
Spanish style.
There was the usual fat madame that let us in and we went
across a shitty-smelling courtyard and into the front room of the
place. There was a lot of Spanish chatter going on about how
much loot they were going to be able to squeeze out of me, no
doubt I'd already laid out five to the cab driver and ten to the
guide, but there was still the beady-eyed madame to take care of,
and probably the girl and the donkey besides. Then there'd
usually be a few extra associate whores and apprentice pimps
coming around with their hands out before any action finally got
under way. There was a lot of featherbedding in these Havana sex
factories. Everybody wanted in on the loot, whether they'd
contributed to your orgasm or not. They must've had a hell of a
strong union going for them I guess.
I gave five to the madame right away to get her off my back
and turned a deaf ear to the swarm of young chicks that went at my
pants the way they always did. The smart thing to do in a
whorehouse is to let them grab at your cock all they want but keep
your hand in your money pocket and protect that at all times.
The madame and my guide shooed the girls off me finally and
we went inside through about six layers of draperies and came to a
big square room with a round bed in the middle and the usual
mirrors all over the walls and ceiling. There were about ten or
twelve guys sitting around the bed stateside tourist types. One
of them even had brought his wife along with him. She was too
prim and plain-looking to be anything but a wife.
The show had already started, but I hadn't missed anything.
This was only a preliminary act warm-up for the main event. Two
naked girls were going at it on the red satin bedspread, one of
them fucking the other man-style with a huge artificial prick
fastened onto her lower body by straps. I'd seen this kind of
shit before and it didn't do a hell of a lot for me. The room
temperature was about a hundred-and-nine degrees they didn't have
air-conditioning in the brothels in those days and the tourists
were all panting and sweating beads with the heat and the
excitement. I pulled up a chair in the second row, away from all
those steaming bodies. I figured I'd save my sweat for the donkey
act.
Meanwhile the artificial cock was pounding in and out and the
fat little broad that was getting it was thrashing all over the
bedspread, pretending to have fantastic orgasms. I got more fun
though out of watching the tourist's wife, who was sweating worse
than any of the men and looked very uncomfortable. She kept one
hand up to her face at all times as if she was afraid somebody
from back home was going to walk in all of a sudden and recognize
her.
The girls quit their dildo fuck abruptly and broke off
connections to move into a new position, but just then the madame
popped in clapping her hands and sang out, "End of act one," or
Spanish words to that effect. Four or five more girls had come in
with her, some naked and some in g-strings, and they all climbed
up onto the bed and struck leering poses, jiggling their boobs and
grinding their hips for our benefit, and the two broads that had
been performing got up and joined them.
Now it was up to us to decide which one of the girls we
wanted to see getting her well plugged by the donkey. I voted for
a slim little giggly chick with pointy, springy tits and a cute
ass, figuring she'd give us a good lively show, but most of the
tourists voted for a phony blonde with a big-eyed baby-face and a
pair of boobs like Sophia Loren. It figured.
Then the other chicks all disappeared, we pulled our chairs
back, and at couple of black Samsons came in and carried the bed
away. At that point I was wondering how in the hell they were
going to set the thing up. Getting a donkey's cock into a girl
has to be some kind of a contortion, I figured, for the donkey and
the girl both. There had to be some kind of apparatus.
Sure enough, they wheeled in a wooden platform and I began to
see how they would manage it. The girl apparently would lie on
top of the thing on her belly with her legs hanging down in back,
spread wide, with her feet in stirrups and her pussy through wide-
open from the ass-end. And there were raised-up shelves on both
sides of the contraption where the donkey could rest his front
legs when he reared up into position.
But the girl I think they said her name was Felicia didn't
climb onto her perch right away. She was circulating around among
the crowd making friends, thanking all the boys individually for
picking her to fuck the donkey, and showing her gratitude with big
slurpy tongue-licking kisses and by letting everybody play bouncy
squeezy with her fantastic boobs.
When she came by me I passed up the titty feels and ran a
handful of fingers up between her legs into her big slimy pussy,
which is where I live, baby. I could tell she had a donkey-size
cunt all right. Wow! She opened her legs for me and let me get
my whole hand up inside her and then she clamped her thighs shut
and did a fast wiggle, twisting her pussy around my fist, and it
the same time she leaned forward and pressed her big flabby boobs
into my face. Whoosh!
She had a real gamy, unwashed stink about her, but it was the
raw, basic smell of a woman and that turns me on more than any
phony perfume or dainty deodorant. That's one thing I always
liked about those old-fashioned Latin whores they stank like a
woman is supposed to stink. That's something we've lost in this
super-antiseptic age the sensual value of human body-smells.
Anyway, speaking of smells, they brought in the donkey just
then and he sure stank like he was supposed to all right. He was
a little squatty, stump-legged bugger. Must've been half burro.
His cock was still limp, but Felicia soon took care of that. She
started off stroking his neck and patting his nose and then she
pressed one of her big boobies to his mouth and rubbed it around
and damned if that donkey didn't start in licking around the
nipple with his big old tongue. She must've had honey smeared on
it or something. Anyway that gave us all a good laugh.
After little of that she ducked down underneath his belly and
started teasing his prick with her fingers. The donkey shuffled
his hooves around and blew out a noseful. She was beginning to
get to him. Then Felicia lifted her head up with her tongue
snaking out, and damn if she didn't start in licking the shit out
of that old donkey dick. It was the god damnedest thing to watch
you ever saw. I heard a big gasp from the tourist broad. She
probably didn't believe women did this nasty thing to men's
pricks, let alone to donkeys. It sure was a sight all right,
seeing that black dong swelling and stretching out like somebody
blowing up a balloon. It must've wound up at least a foot long at
its full extension and she was slobbering over it like crazy,
licking it all up and down its length and letting the ugly old
thing slide way down her throat and then easing it out again.
Finally she had that bugger so hot and horny he was tossing
his head and tail around and stamping his front feet and quivering
his withers he looked like he was going to explode any second.
She jumped up then and the two attendants ran out and grabbed the
donkey or else he would've climbed right up on her then and there
before she could get in position. He was kicking around and
snorting to beat hell. Felicia climbed onto the platform and got
set and then she yelled she was ready, and the guys led the donkey
in behind her and let him rear up. Then they ducked out of the
way in a hurry. From there on that fucking donkey didn't need any
help from anyone he knew what to do. He lunged right in against
the girl's ass, his big belly up over her back and his long prong
bobbing behind her. It looked like he was going to crush the shit
out of her, but with his front legs set in the tracks on each side
of her I guess his weight didn't come down on top of her the way
it looked. But his prick was wanging the hell out of her rear
end, bumping and butting at it before it found the hole. He
finally got down under the crack of her ass and settled into the
slot, right on target. But there still was a lot more stomping
around with his hind legs and tail twitching before he actually
worked it into her pearly gates and started driving it home.
Felicia was yipping and yelling the whole time, telling him, "Fuck
me, Pepe," in Spanish and English all mixed together.
Just to see it happening you'd have sworn that fucking donkey
was ripping the living shit out of the poor helpless girl, but no
such thing. She was even laughing, along with all the yelling and
whooping. I don't know how many times she'd done this act before,
but she must've been damn well broken in. The donkey kept on
humping and humping at her for quite a while. I was surprised I
didn't think they went on that long. I'd heard that horses just
made a couple of quick plunges and shot their wads and I assumed
donkeys would be the same. But they must've had this bugger
trained to hold his fire and make a better show of it for the
crowd.
It was wild and exciting to watch I'll say that but a
little sickening too in a way. Seeing that fucking ramrod
disappearing at least a foot up inside a girl's guts had to make
you wince a little.
When the donkey came finally, he must've shot a half-a-gallon
of juice up her alley it came oozing back out all around her ass
and dripped down the backs of her legs. She let out a big yahoo
and right away the big boys came out and pulled the donkey back
off her and led him away with his prick still a half-a-yard long
and a big streamer of goo dangling off the end of it.
Felicia hopped down off her perch, as spry as ever as far as
I could see. She didn't took any the worse for her ordeal,
although her body was dripping wet with sweat and her pussy and
ass were all lathered white with the donkey's cream.
"You like?" she said with a big happy smile and we all gave
her a round of applause. I was thinking, "I wonder what the hell
she could do for an encore." But that was the end of the formal
entertainment, Felicia went around the circle collecting tips from
the tourists and it looked to me as if she made quite a haul for
herself. But she'd earned every nickel of it as far as I was
concerned. I only hoped the goddamn madame would let her keep a
few bucks of it for herself, but probably not. Those Cuban whores
lived a real slave existence in those days, from all I heard.
Then all the other girls came back in the room bare-ass naked
and tried to interest the guys in a little private hanky-panky to
round off the evening. I latched onto the little giggly chick
that had caught my eye in the first place, and twenty more bucks
to the madame fixed it up so I could take her back to the hotel
with me for an all-night ball.
Unfortunately she didn't speak a hell of a lot of English.
Most of the Cuban whores were recruited off the farms a lot of
them shipped in from Mexico so they hadn't had much chance to
learn English. I wanted to ask the kid about what it was like
screwing the donkey how the girls got broken in for it and all
that. With a lot of sign language and pantomime I found out that
she didn't enjoy donkey-fucking a hell of a lot, this girl. She
had only done it a couple of times so far. Felicia seemed to get
the call more than any of the other girls, and Felicia loved doing
it with the donkey. But this chick of mine I forget what she
said her name was said that the girls practiced for it with a
huge, donkey-sized wooden dildo. The brothel operators would
diddle a new girl with that monster until she could take it up her
cunt a foot-and-a-half without shitting a brick, and then they'd
figure she was ready to tackle the donkey.
This girl had a hell of an elastic twat, I must say, because
I didn't have anything like what that donkey had, cock-wise, but
she still gave me a good tight screw all the same. But then, she
was still just a young kid at that time. Give her another year or
two in Havana brothels, fucking donkeys and every other damn thing
that came along, and that poor little cunt of hers would look like
the Grand Canyon like Felicia's.
I never got a chance to check up on the matter though.
Castro moved in and took over the whole works before I ever got
back to Havana again and I hear he put all the brothels out of
business right off first thing. It must've been quite a blow to
those poor girls, having to go out and go to work. But the one I
really feel sorry for is that donkey. No more screwing pretty
pink pussies for him. He must've wondered what he did wrong. The
lousy communists probably got him pulling a junk wagon or some
such thing. Poor little donkey. That revolution really fucked up
his sex-life.
Chapter 2
Dog Eat Dog
Through the years, if historians ancient and modern are to be
believed, there is hardly a creature bird, beast or fish that
has not been used for man's sexual gratification.
We have already referred to the Roman arena spectacles,
wherein giraffes, leopards, mandrills, bulls and boars were
involved in the action. It is also recorded that Roman ladies of
that time enjoyed running snakes up their vaginas in the warm
weather for a cool, refreshing fuck.
In ancient Egypt both men and women regularly consorted with
goats. In the temples, goats were advertised as incarnations of
gods, and were specially trained to provide sex-services to
worshippers of either sex. Monkeys were also put to sexual use,
dog-faced baboons being especially popular. And most intriguing
of all, there are reports that some resourceful and highly
adventurous Egyptians of the time even managed intercourse with
crocodiles.
Chickens and other barnyard fowl have always been popular and
are still often used today. Men also have been known to enjoy
intercourse with dolphins and sea-cows, and women have found
sensual delight in inserting squirming fish up into their jaded
quims.
Sheep and calves have most commonly served men down through
the years and continue to be most popular with farm boys today,
although horses, pigs and chickens still figure prominently in
barnyard action. But the most popular bestial partner of all in
the modern world undoubtedly is the dog, and especially among
city-dwellers to whom he is the only practical animal readily
available. Dogs seem to adapt themselves agreeably to sex-
relations with humans, serving with either tongue or penis,
eagerly cooperative in fucking a human cunt or asshole when
offered or slobbering over a honey-smeared prick or pussy.
Women are more likely to favor a dog over all other animals
to serve their sex purposes and many an unattached lady keeps a
canine lover these days the perfect partner always ready always
willing and always absolutely discreet. A dog will never kiss
and tell. But sometimes the ladies will, as in the following case
report.
Case 2
Laura M.
I was married for four years, and for three years and eleven
months of that time I was the most miserable mismated wife in the
history of matrimony. I'd had my share of affairs before marriage
I have to admit, and I'd always thought of myself as a normal
heterosexual female that responded with all the proper gasps and
twitches when a man made the usual penetrations, but somehow when
I settled down into marriage and it became a night-after-night
thing, I became a nervous wreck and got so I hated sex completely.
I didn't even want that man to touch me anymore for some crazy
reason. It was all I could do by superhuman will-power to put up
with a wham-bam quick one from him. He didn't know what the hell
was wrong with me and I couldn't tell him either, so we just
fought and yelled at each other and things went from bad to worse
until we wound up hardly even speaking to each other.
If it hadn't been for this girl friend of mine, Vivian, I
don't know what I would have done. She lived in the same building
and was a decorator. She'd helped me to fix up the apartment when
I first moved in and then she went on being helpful in all kinds
of ways after that. She spent a lot of time with me during the
daytimes, and I told her my sad stories let her know all about my
sex hang-ups and everything that was bugging me about my old man
and men in general.
She never had been married herself but she talked as if she
knew the rules of the game pretty well. Anyway, she was a lot of
comfort to me when my husband finally pulled out for good. I
won't say that Vivian and I fell into a lesbian relationship
exactly. We didn't go down on each other or anything like that.
But we did get pretty huggy and kissy sometimes and I found I was
enjoying her holding me and caressing me the way I couldn't stand
my husband doing it to me those last couple of years.
But I was getting more and more confused. What the hell was
I, anyway? Finally I up and put it to Vivian in plain down-to-
earth terms.
"Am I a lesbian or what? I don't really know what I want
anymore. I thought it would be a big relief with my husband gone
but now I find that I miss him somehow miss what he could do for
me, if you know what I mean. Even though I could hardly stand it
when he did, that last year or so. He bugged me so always
expecting his pleasure right on schedule, night after night.
Insisting on his 'marital right.' What I need is a nice docile
man who's available and ready to go when I want him but never bugs
me otherwise just up and disappears when I don't want him around
anymore. Maybe I should hire a gigolo just for one hour or so a
week to come in and cool down my passions. Do they have such
things?"
Vivian laughed and said, "Let me get this straight. What you
would like is a man with a good stiff member who's always up and
ready when you say 'go' and then crawls off and lies down in a
corner afterwards and stays there with his mouth shut until you
whistle for him again."
I laughed too. "You hit it right on the head. But I'm
afraid there just ain't no such animal."
"Ha!" she yelled. "You just said the magic word. Animal.
The answer to all your problems, honey chile."
"Animal!" I assumed she was kidding. "What do you suggest
a nice friendly chimpanzee?"
"Hell no," she said. "A chimp is a mean son of a bitch.
Worse than a man even. They'll bite the hell out of you, those
bastards. A dog is the only animal for a woman. They can do
every goddamn thing a man can do for you except soul-kiss, and I
can take care of that department for you."
She was good at kissing. That's what had me worried about
myself. I enjoyed her expert kisses more than I ever did my
husband's or any man's. But what I was missing was the hard root
up in the soft shaft. A good stiff prick, to put it bluntly.
But a dog? I still thought she was kidding.
"You're screwed-up and frustrated, right?" Vivian said.
"Can't live with a man and can't live without one. A lot of us
have that problem. But look at me. Do I seem frustrated? Not
for a minute, baby. But did you ever see me dating a man? Forget
it who needs it?"
"Well, maybe you can keep cool just with women," I said. I
figured she was giving me a lesbian confession here. "I can't
just cut myself off from men though. I'm not programmed that way,
I'm afraid."
"Oh, men are fine. I don't knock 'em. Great to talk to
have dinner with see a show. But you don't have to let 'em take
any liberties. That's when they get possessive and bossy. Keep
'em at arm's length and you got 'em at your mercy. But when you
feel that old crotch-fever coming on you and need something up
inside there to scratch it where it itches that's where faithful
old ever-ready Bozo steps up and fills the bill for mama."
All of a sudden with a shuddering jolt I realized that this
whole thing was serious. I'd seen her walking Bozo a couple of
times Bozo was a gigantic hound she kept in her apartment. Great
Dane, or some such thing. I'd never been able to figure before
why she wanted to keep such a huge dog in a small city apartment.
But now it all came clear. Apparently she had Bozo trained to
"scratch her where it itches."
I didn't know what the hell to say. I guess I just gaped at
her thunderstruck. I couldn't believe it.
"Don't look so fucking horrified," she said. "And don't
knock something till you've tried it. Come with me, baby. I'm
taking over your education right now." She grabbed hold of my
arm, "We're going up to my place and I'm going to give you a free
home demonstration of the kind of pussy therapy you need. No
obligation to buy. But I guarantee it'll put that half-ass
husband of yours right out of your mind and give you a whole new
outlook on life, sex-wise. You'll be ready and willing to kiss
men goodbye and good riddance."
I must have been in some kind of a daze. I don't even
remember riding up in the elevator. The next thing I knew, we
were in her apartment and big old Bozo was leaping up all over her
with his tongue out, sniffing and yipping. He must have been able
to smell her intentions. Personally I was scared to death of the
goddamn beast. I didn't even like little dogs. It looked like
she had him pretty well disciplined though. She yelled at him to
quit his messing around and get in the bedroom and he did just
what he was told.
I guess I looked as if I was about to faint dead away, so
Vivian fixed me a drink, which I really needed at that point, and
then she said, "Now, you goddamn prissy-ass Victorian, relax here
and breathe deeply until your head clears. I'm going in the
bedroom and set the scene for you. When I yell, you come on in
and you'll see my free home demonstration of doggy-diddling the
sport of queens."
She left and I could hear sweet-talking and sniffing and
rustling around in the bedroom. By now the shock had subsided and
I was just burning up with curiosity over the whole thing. It was
so fantastic, I couldn't wait to see what she'd be doing with that
wild goddamn dog. I still didn't really believe that she'd
actually let him well, my God!
Then she sang out, "Finish your drink, count three, and come
on in, baby. Bozo rides again!"
The dog was making a hell of a racket. I could hear him
slurping and snuffling as if he was lapping up his dinner-dish.
And then I came through the doorway and my eyes popped out. It
was even crazier than I'd expected. Vivian had stripped right
down to practically nothing all she had on was her bra and
garter-belt. She was sprawled on her back on the bed with about
three fat pillows underneath her rear-end, so that her spread
crotch was well up in the air where Bozo could get at it. And was
he ever at it! He was standing up between her legs, lapping away
at her slit with his long tongue, slobbering and drooling all over
it. Actually eating her pussy! Can you imagine?
"Oh no!" I said. "You gotta be kidding."
"Pull up a chair, oh thou of little faith," Vivian said.
"This is just the beginning. You ain't seen nothing yet."
I couldn't even talk I was speechless. I sat down beside
the bed and couldn't take my eyes off the freaky scene. That wild
doggy tongue was going like mad all up and down her slit and in
and out the hollows of her crotch really lathering her up good.
"Doesn't that tickle?" I said like an idiot. I mean, I
didn't know what the hell to say.
She laughed. "You're goddamn right it tickles. That's the
whole idea, isn't it?"
"How how did you get him to er do that?" I said. "Did you
smear something on you or what?"
"In the beginning I did, to give him the idea of what I
wanted. But he caught on fast. He doesn't need any inducements
anymore. Now I just lie down like this and spread it and he takes
it from there. Ain't it a gas? He gets his reward afterwards
you'll see."
"I don't believe it," I said. Bozo was really zeroing in
now. It was incredible. Right dead-center on her clitoris
working it over with his tongue just like a human person. I was
beginning to get hot myself, just from watching. Vivian wasn't
talking anymore. That crazy tongue was starting to get to her.
Her mouth was hanging open and her breath was beginning to come
hard.
All I could say was, "Wow, wow," over and over. Now the damn
tongue was poking up inside actually. Pushing into her like a
prick. Her legs were twitching and her ass quivering. And the
dog must've been getting excited too, cause he was beginning to
drip saliva and he was panting as hard as she was.
Then all of a sudden she let out a whoop and waved her arms
in the air. I guess this was the signal for Bozo to cool it with
the cunnilingus and really put it to her. And he got the message
all right. He raised up his head and barked a couple of times and
then he climbed up over her body and gave her face a couple of
licks and she kissed him back. Those two were real lovers, I'll
tell you. Now I noticed his prick was up by her pussy, in
position to do a job of work, just starting to swell up in
anticipation of what Bozo knew was coming. Vivian lifted up her
legs on both sides of him and stroked his flanks with the insides
of her thighs. This was a huge dog, don't forget. The same
general proportions as a man. I mean, he really covered her.
She arched her hips upward, aiming her crotch right at his
pecker to give him a straight-on target to shoot it. It didn't
look like he'd have any trouble ramming it in her from there. Her
slit was pretty well lubricated already too slick and glistening
wet from the dog's slobbering over it, plus her own juice oozing
out from inside.
"Come on, Bozo come on," she was whispering to him. "Fuck
mama, Bozo. Fuck me, boy."
He nudged forward and poked his pecker up between her legs
and she wiggled herself a little and pressed up to meet the point
of it and put it to the hole. And then with hardly any trouble at
all he slipped into the opening of her spread cunt and drove all
the way home,
"Go, boy go!" she hollered out, and he started humping away
like crazy.
I had to pinch myself, I swear. There I sat actually
watching a decent respectable woman in twentieth century America
my best friend in the world practically letting herself be
screwed by a Great Dane dog! I thought such things only happened
in stag movies or in opium dens in Algeria or some such place.
He was really pounding it into her wham wham with his big
brown balls whacking up against her ass with every thrust and
Vivian was meeting every push of his with a bump of her own. She
was completely out of this world by that time. I don't think she
even knew I existed anymore. Her head was lolling back and forth,
her eyes rolling in her head, her jaw hanging wide open. The dog
was drooling spit down onto her face and neck but she wasn't
paying any attention to that. She was practically frothing at the
mouth herself.
She grabbed onto Bozo's front paws and lifted them up onto
her chest, planting them on top of her boobs, and then she held
them there, pressing his hard claws down against her nipples.
I guess she threw an orgasm before he did, the way she was
thrashing around and whimpering. I never saw such passion before
in my life. But then, I'd never watched another woman get screwed
before, by man or animal.
She kept on making these little moaning noises in her throat
and the dog started in then sort of squealing himself, as I guess
his own orgasm was coming to a head.
But then it was all over all of a sudden. The dog quit his
humping and his head sagged down over her face, and she brought
her hands up and held onto his body, keeping him in position where
he was with his prick still jammed up inside her. She was puffing
like she'd run a twenty-six mile marathon and she had to get her
breath back before she could speak to me again.
"We have to we have to wait," she said, "until the swelling
on his prick goes down before we pull apart."
I didn't exactly get the meaning of that at the time, but she
explained afterwards that a dog gets a big puffed-up ball on the
middle of his cock when he inserts it into something feminine and
starts fucking, and that anchors him inside the cunt, ass or
whatever as if he was riveted there. It only subsides after he
shoots his load and goes soft again. If he tried to pull out
while the ball was still engorged it would rip the hell out of her
cunt and she'd be in big trouble trying to explain her lacerated
twat to her family doctor.
That's how dogs manage to get stuck together sometimes when
they fuck. The female's cunt clamps down so tight on the base of
the male's prick that the blood can't drain off after the orgasm
the prick stays swollen and the two dogs are clamped together and
in big trouble.
I thought it was a funny notion at the time. Little did I
know I'd be laughing out the other side of my face later. But
Bozo cooled down pretty quick that time and then he backed off
from her and she sat up and gave me a big smile. She looked
pretty hot and disheveled but very happy apparently.
"Well, how about it? Ever see anything like that at the
afternoon bridge club?"
"God no," I said. "I almost don't believe it though. Is it
really all that good?"
"Listen there's only one way to find out for yourself. Get
those clothes off, Miss Freeze-ass. It's your turn next."
"Oh, I couldn't do that," I said. "You're used to it and
and he's used to you. He probably wouldn't do it with me would
he?"
"Are you kidding? He's like any other man. Show him a cunt
and he'll fuck it."
"But it it looks so rough. Doesn't he hurt you?"
"It hurts real good, baby. Hurts in all the right places.
You won't believe it till you try it, and afterwards you won't
want it any other way. Bozo is 'the spoiler.' The only thing I'm
worried about is that after one wild orgasm on the end of that
bulbous cock of his you'll want to steal him away from me."
"God, Vivian," I said. "This isn't something I can just jump
right into blindly. You've got to realize you've really bowled
me over with the whole thing. I mean it's not exactly an
everyday oh, Christ, Viv let me sleep on the idea tonight.
Maybe tomorrow. God knows, I need something new in my sex-life,
but I'm not so sure this is it."
"Hogwash!" she said. "I know you. If you take time to think
about it your prudish nature will scare you out of it. You've got
to do it right now, while the juices are flowing. You know damn
well you're itching to try it." She was up and at me then,
pulling on my dress. "Come on, Laura. Get out of those clothes.
You'll thank me forever for this, believe me."
"Okay, okay," I said. "But just the cunnilingus part okay?
Let me see how I like his tongue before I make any further
commitments."
"Fair enough," she said. "So get stripped and I'll go get
you another drink to loosen your inhibitions. Come on with me,
Bozo. Let the lady undress in private."
I laughed. "Thanks. Whatever else happens, at least I can
always tell my grandchildren I was once eaten alive by a Great
Dane dog."
I peeled down, taking off every stitch. After seeing what a
sloppy sucker Bozo was I figured I was better off naked. I didn't
want him drooling all over my underwear. So I was stark bare-ass
by the time Vivian returned with the drink. Bozo scared hell out
of me by making a bee-line for me as soon as he got back in the
room.
I backed off yelling, "Hold him. Hold him!" I guess I
thought he was going to throw me down and rape me on the spot.
But he only wanted to sniff around my pussy a little, now that the
wraps were off the merchandise.
"I'll hang onto him," Vivian said. "You get yourself ready.
Pile up the pillows like I had them and make yourself
comfortable."
I lay down the same way she'd been, giggling self-
consciously. I felt shameless, all sprawled out naked that way in
the bright daylight.
"Open wider, please," Vivian said, pushing my thighs further
apart. "Give him a good wide opening so he's not cramped for work
space."
I giggled again and must have been blushing like a
schoolgirl. I told her, "I feel like a picture in a dirty book."
She said, "Take my word for it you look like an art
masterpiece in a museum. Are you ready? Say when."
I took a deep breath and said, "I guess so."
Pow! The next thing I knew that great hairy monster was up
there looming over me, sniffing me up and down, blowing his hot
breath all over my goosefleshed body. I could have sworn he was
about to chomp a great big bite out of me. I was paralyzed. I
didn't dare move a muscle.
"Relax relax," Vivian said. "He won't hurt you. Close your
eyes and think beautiful thoughts. He'll do all the work don't
worry."
I closed my eyes and tried to close off my mind too, to
everything except pussy sensations. But it didn't work. I could
feel that hot, humid breath hitting me here, there and everywhere
and every now and then a drop of warm dog-spit would splash down
onto me. I was wishing Bozo would get down below there where he
belonged and start his cunt-licking. But all of a sudden I felt
his hot vapors hit me right square in the face and I winced and
turned my head away, and then UGGH! He began licking right on my
mouth, and when I opened up to make a protest noise his sloppy,
dripping tongue went right inside. I twisted my head violently
and tried to sit up, but his hard paw came right down between my
breasts and pushed me back.
Vivian finally noticed that I was in trouble and she called
him off me, and I was ready to quit the whole business right then
and there. I took another drink to rinse out my mouth and get rid
of the doggy taste.
I told Vivian, "Tell your friend, the kissing I can do
without. Okay?"
She laughed. "Okay already. He just wanted to let you know
he likes you. He's ready to get down to fundamentals now."
So we started again and this time, thank God, he went right
for the crotch. I closed my eyes again and all of a sudden I
wasn't nervous anymore. It started in right away to tickle like a
very very sweet masturbation. He was hitting the ticklish places
all right with a fantastic magic though. I'd had my slit licked
and diddled and fondled and fucked many a time before my fingers
and feathers and pricks and tongues, but nothing ever reached me
as quickly as Bozo did with that crazy educated tongue of his.
Vivian was talking to me asking me questions, I think. But
she should have known better. I was already long gone up on a
cloud out of sight. I could see what she'd meant now. Who
needed a man with Bozo on the scene? Forget it's a dog doing it
to you, I told myself just spread your wings and fly!
I began twisting around and rocking my hips. I couldn't hold
still anymore. I could hardly catch my breath. My butt came
tumbling down off the pillows, but that didn't stop Bozo. He
stayed right in there and I held my legs just as wide apart as
they'd go to give him an open field. The crazy trembles were
shooting up everywhere through my insides now and I'd just about
lost all control. I don't know if I was whimpering or laughing or
screaming or what. I was completely gone. That wild crazy dog
had turned my whole freaked-out body into one great big explosive
cunt, all five-feet-nine of me. That's what a woman hopes for in
bed but seldom ever finds. She wants to be turned into a complete
cunt. Everything else gone until there's nothing left but wall-
to-wall orgasm.
And now I wanted to be fucked! Man or dog what did I care?
I needed a prick right then a rampaging fuck to split me up the
center-groove stuff me from gut to gullet.
I don't remember a thing of what happened from then on. All
I can recall are the feelings inside me sugar-coated skyrockets.
But Vivian told me afterwards that I was thrashing all over the
bed so much I tore the sheet right up the middle and I was
grabbing at Bozo and clawing him with my fingernails, yelling,
"Fuck me please! Please. Fuck me. Fuck me!"
And fuck me he sure did. With a little help from Vivian I
wound up back on my pillow-perch, and Bozo's ever-ready and rigid
prick went tearing up my pussy and started pounding away.
From there on it was Vivian's scene all over again, only this time
I was flying and she was the ground-crew.
All I know of the details are what she told me afterwards,
and the physical evidence that I saw with my eyes after it was all
over and I'd come back down to earth.
In the bathroom with Vivian to take showers and clean up, I
noticed the following things about myself. I looked as if I'd
just come through fire, flood and a street-riot. My entire body
was drenched with sweat and various other slimy juices I didn't
dare try to identify. My breasts and ribs and belly were all
crisscrossed with little scratch-marks which could only have come
from Bozo's hard claws. Last but not least, my sopping wet pussy,
clogged full of doggy-goo, felt as if it had been reamed out with
a hot poker. But I wasn't regretting what had happened not for a
second.
"How about it?" Vivian said. "Did I exaggerate or not?"
"Oh wow!" I said. "The only trouble is, I don't know if I
could survive another round of it. How often do you do like that
with Bozo? I should think you'd be worn down to a shadow by now."
She laughed. "I don't overdo it. Anyway, when you get used
to him it's much less of a strain. The trick is to be completely
relaxed and don't fight him, just let it happen to you. You
rolled around too much. That's why you're all scratched up and
exhausted."
She helped me to wash off and touched up my bruises and then
she made me an offer. "Any time you want to shoot the moon again,
just say the word. Bozo is always ready and willing. That horny
bastard is insatiable. He'd take us both on again right now if
we'd let him."
I laughed. "No thanks, just the same. Give me a week to
recover and maybe then again."
Well, I guess I was hooked, because I found I couldn't wait a
week. It was only a couple or three days later when I started
getting very restless and feeling all warm and dreamy the way a
woman does when she needs attention. So I called Viv and asked
her, "How's Bozo?"
She laughed. "He's been asking for you," she said. "I think
he's in love."
We got together again that afternoon and it was just as
fantastic as the first time. Better, even because I had no fear
or hesitation to start with.
And from then on it was ball ball ball every other day or so.
I was screwing that crazy dog more than Vivian was. Man, was I
hooked! In love, I guess that's the only way to explain it. And
Vivian didn't mind. She was still getting all she wanted.
This action went on for about a month or so and then Viv told
me one day she was going out of town for a week and asked if I'd
mind taking care of Bozo while she was gone. Would I? Wow! Did
I ever have dreams of fantastic day and night orgies. Just me and
my doggy dream-lover. Alone together! Now I'd be able to do some
of the way-out crazy things with him that I'd never had the nerve
to do in front of Vivian. I wanted to kiss him all over his hairy
hide suck his prick everything! Give Bozo the same crazy
pleasures he'd given me.
I couldn't wait for Vivian to get the hell out of town so I
could get the orgy under way. As soon as she was gone I went at
it. I closed up all the blinds and drew the drapes. Bozo and I
were going to have complete privacy. I didn't even want pigeons
spying on us.
Then I stripped naked and Bozo and I started a romp on the
living room floor. We rolled around together all over the carpet,
wrestling and biting at each other. Bozo loved that kind of
thing. Then I pinned him down flat on his back and started
kissing and licking him all over his belly and underparts. This
was something new for him, and he lay still just whimpering a
little. I could tell he enjoyed it. I teased him awhile,
circling all around his prick before I came down on it. Then I
took his balls into my mouth and rolled them around on my tongue
and nibbled them gently. I knew men always liked that and I
figured a dog would too. Finally I took his prick in and licked
it all over drew the head out and sucked on it as hard as I
could. He seemed to enjoy it all right! But he was getting
pretty restless, and I guessed he was in the mood to fuck.
But I wanted to play games some more, so I hopped up all of a
sudden and ran into the kitchen to get him to chase me. I figured
I'd make him work for his piece of ass today. He came charging
after me, but I ducked around the table and ran back out and into
the bedroom. He didn't come in after me right away, which puzzled
me. And then when he did come into the doorway, he didn't seem to
be in such a playful mood after all. In fact it almost sounded as
if he was growling at me way down deep in his throat.
So I figured I'd teased him long enough, and I started moving
forward toward him slowly, walking bow-legged in sort of crouch,
with my crotch spread and my pussy thrust forward.
"Come and get it," I was saying, very sexy. "Get your hot
pussy."
All of a sudden he took me by surprise. He crouched down
like lion and then leaped onto me and knocked me sprawling on my
back. I tried to push him off me so we could get up onto the bed
and be comfortable, but he wasn't waiting any longer and he
wouldn't let me up. He planted his big forepaws right square on
my boobs and squashed them flat and then started up a thunderous
barking, square in my face. This was something new. I'd never
heard him do that before. I got the idea though that old Bozo
meant business. It was fucking time and no fooling. And just to
be sure that I got the message, he leaned in and snapped his jaws
about an inch from my nose. No more bullshit lady.
Then he backed off and I smiled to show him no hard feelings
and spread my legs and lifted my hips to let him see I was ready
and willing. He sniffed at my cunt a couple of times and bumped
his nose against it, and then after a couple more barks in my
direction he climbed up into position and brought his prick up to
the slot. I raised up a little more and braced myself and he
shoved it in me as easy as always and started fucking away, even
faster and harder than usual. I guessed that my sucking on him
had really got him stirred up and impatient.
I tried extra-hard to make it a good fuck for him this time.
As soon as his prick swelled up to full-size in me and filled my
cunt, locking us together, I took hold of his ribs and held on and
rocked and wiggled and humped up and down along with him. I tried
to pinch his prick as tight as I could too, hoping I'd give him
the greatest orgasm a dog ever had.
But then my own insides started to freak out as usual and I
got lost in the ecstasies of my own exploding orgasms until we
both had blown ourselves out completely. I lay there afterwards,
still holding onto his hot flanks, panting from my extra
exertions, waiting for his puffed up prick to cool down and wilt
so we could disengage. But this time of all times with just the
two of us alone that horrible dreaded thing had to happen to us.
We were locked together! The big hard knob on his cock was blown
up inside me and it wouldn't go down. Somehow, with all my extra
contortions and cunt-squeezings, I'd managed to close the mouth of
my pussy so tight around the root of his prick that the blood
couldn't drain off and, for all I knew, he was going to stay hard
up inside me forever. I had no idea what we could do, and I was
in an instant state of panic. If only I'd had sense enough to ask
Vivian what to do in such a case. But she had only mentioned it
as a crazy possibility and we'd laughed about it as a joke.
Bozo wasn't too delighted about things either. He tried to
pull back and get free, and it hurt like hell when he did. It
felt like a barbed fish-hook up inside me, tearing at my guts. I
guess it was painful to Bozo too though. He whined a couple of
times and then turned mean and started barking in my face again.
As if it was my fault. I figured the only thing we could do was
wait it out and try to stay relaxed, hoping the muscles or
whatever would loosen or something and undo us eventually. But
what a drag!
I held onto Bozo and pulled him down beside me and we just
lay there together for what seemed like an hour at least, but it
was no deal. His prick looked as if it was going to stay hard
forever unless we did something about it. But what?
I guess it was the first time it had ever happened to Bozo
too, and he was pretty confused about it all. Every now and then
he'd start thrashing around in a new try at breaking loose, and
every time he did it my cunt was getting rawer and rawer inside
from all that chafing. And then as if that wasn't bad enough,
after awhile he started getting horny again and wanting to fuck
some more, of all things! All of a sudden he began a whole new
humping sequence and I thought I was getting my cunt reamed out
with a barbed wire dildo. Wow! And that miserable beast just
kept on fucking me and fucking me I thought he'd never quit.
I couldn't hold him still anymore after that. The more we
thrashed around and humped away the weaker I got, so pretty soon I
was just plain at his mercy. When he moved, I moved with him
hanging on desperately, trying to minimize the godawful frictions
inside my tortured cunt.
I didn't have the faintest idea what to do about it. Go to
the telephone? Who would I call? Imagine trying to explain a
predicament like that to anyone! And then get myself arrested for
bestiality on top of it. Prominent local woman caught in bestial
act. I could see the headlines now. And I could go on the "I've
Got a Secret" television show and win a bundle.
The only thought that occurred to me was that I'd heard of
people throwing water or turning a hose on dogs when they got
locked together. If Bozo and I could dunk ourselves in an ice
cold bath that might jar us loose. But getting that monstrous
beast into the bathroom was a major project that was beyond me.
He showed no inclination at all to move in any direction that I
suggested.
So we lay on the floor together endlessly and every hour or
two he'd start a new round of thrashing about, which would always
wind up with him getting horny again and starting another session
of excruciating fucking in my mincemeat pussy. By now my inner
canal was so swollen and inflamed, it was an even tighter fit than
ever around his fat cock, and all the more searing agony for me
with every move he made.
At last I managed to get to the kitchen with him in one of
our cooperative mobile periods and we shared some meat scraps from
the refrigerator and then lay together on the kitchen floor for
some hours afterward until I finally fell asleep, completely
exhausted.
I woke up in the middle of the night, a mass of aches and
pain, and it took a minute for me to remember where I was and why.
But then in a sudden flash of joy I realized that I was lying on
the floor alone. Bozo was gone. Somehow while I slept he had
achieved detumescence apparently and we were free again, I
staggered into the bedroom, hardly able to walk, and collapsed on
the bed. My whole belly was on fire and I was very much afraid
that I had suffered serious internal damage.
And then the damn nightmare wasn't over yet. I was just
dozing off again when Bozo suddenly loomed over me, blowing his
steamy breath in my face, and he jolted me awake with a couple of
loud barks.
"Oh no," I said. "Haven't you learned your lesson yet, for
God's sakes?"
Apparently he hadn't because he pressed me down with his paws
again and started rooting around my poor crotch, all ready to have
another go-around. I didn't have much strength left, but it was
life or death for me at that point. When he barked again I barked
back at him just as loud.
"Get off! Go! Get out!" He snapped at me but I swatted him
on the side of the head and managed to slip out from under him and
escape. He jumped after me and gave me a nip on the arm when I
pushed him away, but after a lot of hassling around and a couple
more minor bites on the legs and feet as I kicked at him, I
finally got him out of the room by superhuman brute force and
slammed the door on him. He pounded and scratched at it and
barked his head off all the rest of the night, but Bozo and I were
finished. The love affair was over period.
By morning he was too hungry to be thinking anymore about
sex, thank God, and it was safe for me to come out again. Even
so, I wore several layers of clothes and an extra-heavy pair of
slacks for protection, just in case.
I had to keep the damn beast with me the rest of the week as
per my agreement with Vivian. I couldn't just toss him out in the
alley. But I sure didn't let him take any more liberties. I kept
a broom handle near me at all times to belt him with in case he
got any more horny ideas. But there was no problem, since I never
stripped down again in front of him. That's what turned him on
the sight and smell of naked pussy. He was as docile as a lamb as
long as you kept yourself decently covered.
I was very relieved to find that my tormented pussy was not
seriously mangled after all and needed no major medical attention.
By the end of the week in fact it was as good as new again. And a
whole lot wiser besides.
Needless to say, I've given up animal fornication for good
gone back to casual sleeping around with male human animals
exclusively, a return to the habits of my bachelor-girl days. Men
can be problems for a poor defenseless woman and they certainly
can bug you in all kinds of ways, but it's reassuring to know when
you lie down with one of them that when the fuck is finished the
meshed connections will come apart again without major surgery.
Chapter 3
Passion in the Pasture
In this day and age with hordes of young people, hippy and
otherwise, warring against the establishment politically,
socially, morally and sexually, there is a great urge among them
to try anything at all that's taboo, just for the sake of
rebellion. And if the opportunity for a "new kick" presents
itself a kick that's way way out on the deep end of sex
experience a kick that is an absolute no-no to the square world,
not only unlawful but unthinkable that makes it a kick well worth
trying.
So inevitably many youths today might be expected at least
once to dabble experimentally in bestiality. As one young man
told me who had tried his luck at triolism with a girl and a large
woolly dog, "Why the hell not, after you've done everything else?
Anything that the straight world's moral spokesmen say is
absolutely forbidden can't be all bad. Like so many of our stupid
taboos, where's the harm in it actually? Me and my girl and the
dog all enjoyed it, that's for sure."
Another boy of my acquaintance, a college dropout who has
since gone to Canada to escape a draft call, gave me the following
account of a group experience in impromptu bestiality which is
illustrative of the casual way in which such incidents might often
happen. None of these young people had any raging inner drive
toward bestial sex. The whole incident came up as a one-time-only
lark just another spur-of-the-moment reaching out for kicks on
their part.
Case 3
Jack O.
We were going cross-country in one of those "drive-away"
cars, you know? Drive a car to California all gas paid. One of
those deals. There was me and a buddy of mine, Pedro, and this
freaky chick Trina we picked up in a fried chicken joint along
the way.
Somewhere in Tennessee, I guess it was, we passed by this
place like a ranch, and there was a sign that said:
SHENENDOAH HORSE FARM BREEDING STUD SERVICE.
Something like that. And that got us talking.
Pedro says to Trina, "Hey man, you want in on a little of
that stud service? Now's your chance to get the screw of a
lifetime for yourself."
She laughs and says, "Are you suggesting that I should fuck a
horse?"
I said, "Why not? You've made it with everything else that
walks, crawls or flies."
She said, "I'll have you know that I never fucked any
creature with more than three legs in my life."
Pedro says, "You ought to try it with a big old fucking
stallion one time. One of those huge horse-cocks would be just
about the right size for that goddamn oversize cunt of yours."
Then they got to throwing names back and forth at each other
like "dinky-dick" and "tunnel-twat" but all in fun, and they wound
up like they always did, wrestling around and goosing and grabbing
the shit out of each other on the back seat. I happened to be
driving and eating a chicken leg at the time or I would have been
in on it too.
But that's what got us started thinking and talking about
animal-fucking in the first place. After awhile when they'd got
tired of wrestling, Trina said, "I wonder if anybody ever really
did do it with a horse?"
"Are you kidding?" Pedro says. "Didn't you ever hear of
people making it with animals? They fuck with dogs, cows, sheep
even chickens."
"Oh, you're kidding," she said.
"Ask Jack," Pedro said. "He's an old country boy. I bet
he's plugged more'n one sheep in his career."
I told them that sheep fucking isn't worth a shit, despite
what you hear. A half-grown she-calf will give you a hell of a
lot better squeeze-off any day in the week." I was only telling
them what I'd heard from some of my boyhood buddies actually. I
hadn't ever really tried it myself and didn't have any present
intentions of starting. I had seen other kids do it a couple of
times. It's pretty common sport around the farm country after
all. It's just that the idea never appealed to me all that much.
But a little while after that we passed by a field full of
cows and Trina yells out, "Hey, let's fuck a cow. I gotta see
this with my own eyes before I believe it."
And Pedro says, "Yeah, Jack. What about it? Show us how
it's done and we'll all try it." He was at the wheel then, and he
pulled off the highway onto a dirt side road that ran up alongside
the field.
"Hey, come on, man," I said. "You gotta be kidding. Right
out here by the road?"
He said, "Once we're over this hill we're out of sight.
There's more cows down by those trees. Nobody can see us there
from the road. We'll pick out one with a sexy ass and take her in
under the trees out of sight."
"Oooooh, sweet sweet," Trina is saying. "I can't wait to
see this."
Pedro says, "Is that all you're gonna do is watch?"
She laughed and said, "What do you want me to do? Eat the
cow's pussy? I wouldn't want to turn the poor animal into a
lesbian."
"Maybe there'll be a bull for you," Pedro said. "He'd give
you a fuck to remember."
Trina said, "The old Romans used to screw with bulls, didn't
they? I heard that somewhere."
"You don't have to go back that far," I told her. "There are
still women doing it today, believe it or not. Bulls horses you
name it."
"No thanks," she said. "I have enough trouble taking on you
guys with your big fucking elephant pricks. I'll try it with a
cute little calf maybe if there is one, but bulls are out
period."
I happened to recall a bit of history just then that I
thought might interest her. "There was an old Greek King way way
back in Argos who had a couple of beautiful daughters who went off
into the fields and lived naked with the cows and screwed with the
bulls, according to ancient history."
"What the hell were they trying to prove?" Trina said.
"The book didn't say. Maybe they were just trying to get
their names in the ancient history book."
Pedro said, "Maybe the bulls tore their clothes off and raped
them, that happens quite a lot with bulls." He pulled the car in
off the road and onto a rutty track that led into the field and we
stopped beside the gate to the cow pasture. The cows were all
staring at us as we got out of the car.
"Look at them gape," Pedro said. "Didn't they ever see long
hair on guys before?"
Trina said, "It's my big boobs they're staring at. They're
jealous."
I said, "They know we've come to fuck them. They can tell."
"Then why don't they run away?" Trina said.
"They know it's no use. They know grim determination when
they see it. They can read the burning lust in our eyes."
"Which one shall we fuck?" Trina said.
Pedro said, "This nearest one has kind of a cute ass."
I said, "I'm a tit-man myself. I kind of like the one with
the big boob."
Trina laughed. "First tit I ever saw with a half-a-dozen
nipples on it."
"Well, take your pick, lover boy," Pedro said to me, belting
me on the back in friendly fashion. "You gonna fuck one of these
here critters or are you not?"
"This is ridiculous," I said. "You can't just walk up to any
old cow in a field like that. You have to get them in a special
stall in a barn otherwise they'll never stand still for it."
"Ah-h, you're getting chicken," Trina said.
"Cow's are no good anyhow," I told them. "You've got to
stand on a box or something to come up to their level, and then
their big old sloppy cunts are too damn big in size for a man's
prick. I told you before a little heifer is what you need.
They're just the right height from the ground for easy entry by a
man standing, and just the right size of hole too."
"There's a little one over there," Trina said.
I told her, "That's a he, not a she."
"So, fuck him up the ass," she said. "What difference does
it make to a faggot like you?"
"There's a bunch of calves down below," Pedro said. "Come
on let's go down there."
"Aw, why don't we cut out this shit and get the fuck out of
here?" I said. "This whole thing is idiotic."
But they wouldn't hear of it. No turning back now. They had
their hearts set on seeing a cow molestation.
"We'll hold onto her for you," Trina said. "One of those
real little ones shouldn't be much trouble."
"Listen to her," I said. "You want to be an accessory to
raping a juvenile?"
"Why not?" she said. "The boys always used to tell me when I
was nine, 'When you're big enough, you're old enough.'"
"Come on, man," Pedro said. "I got seconds after you. I
always wanted to try this action."
So we climbed over the gate and took off down the hill,
carefully sidestepping the cow-flop as we went. I had a real
sinking feeling about the whole thing, wishing the goddamn subject
had never come up in the first place. But these two once they
got their feeble minds set on some wild piece of stupidity, there
was no turning them aside.
The cows moved away from us, sort of wary, as we came by. It
almost seemed as if they knew what we were after. And it wasn't
even the mating season for cows.
We picked out a cute little brown calf with a white head and
tail. She was gonna be it, like it or not. But I knew we were
going to have a rough old time, whether those other fools realized
it or not. It's no joke trying to catch a calf even a little
one and no fun trying to hold her once you get her.
"And another thing," I told them. "Whichever one of these
big bastards is her mother isn't gonna like it worth a damn when
we start screwing around with her calf."
Trina laughed. "What can a cow do?"
"Listen, kid," I said. "When a wild-eyed cow comes charging
at us, just don't stand in my way okay?"
Anyhow, we circled around this little old calf about three
feet high and closed in on her from three sides, and it wasn't
such a problem as I expected it would be. She bleated a couple of
times and jumped sideways and fidgeted a little, but she must've
been used to being man-handled, because she let Pedro and Trina
grab onto her without too much fuss. There was a big old cow
nearby watching us pretty close must've been mother but she
didn't seem too concerned. So what if her only child was about to
get diddled by a couple of dirty old men? What the hell.
Pedro got a good arm-lock on the little bastard's neck and
Trina was down on the ground underneath her, holding her around
the middle.
"You better get up out of there," I said. "You're gonna get
kicked in the goddamn head."
She said, "Oh, she wouldn't dream of kicking me. She's so
cute. I love her. Oooh, I wish I could make love to her. Isn't
there some way? Ooooh man I want to feel her rubbing me all
over."
She hopped up and pulled her minidress over her head and
tossed it away. That was it for her, clothes-wise. Trina never
wore underwear of any kind. Said it was "too confining, and
unsanitary besides." So here she was naked again her natural
condition. Trina never passed up any excuse to get naked for
whatever reason in public or private.
She threw herself against the calf now, rubbing her dirty
white hide against the calf's dirty brown one. She lifted up one
long skinny leg and rubbed her inner thigh along the calf's hind
leg and then squashed her floppy boobs down against her flank and
ground her nipples against the rough hide.
"Ooooh, this is sweet," she cooed. "Isn't there some way I
can make it with her? Tell me how. There must be something sexy
she can do to me."
Pedro gave her a hard swipe across the ass. "Will you cool
it, for Chrissakes? I want to see Jack fuck this goddamn beast.
Isn't that what we stopped for? You can get your jollies later.
Now grab on there again, will you? We gotta hold this mother-
fucker still. You're just getting it all stirred up with your
shit."
She said, "Well, come on then, Jack. I want to watch this
too. Are you gonna screw her or not?"
I said. "The thing is, I don't exactly feel in a hardon
mood right at the moment. To tell the truth, I miss the
preliminary intimacies of the love-making process."
"Oh shit," Trina said. "I'll fix that." She came over to
me and unzipped my fly for me she was very good at zippers I
think she majored in zippers at college and then I let her pull
down my pants and shorts and lit a cigarette while she went to
work with her hot lips and snaky tongue on my flaccid member. It
didn't take long. With her fingers at my balls and her mouth
doing its usual brisk gobble-job on the old weenie, I was hard as
a rock before I even threw the match away.
"Why don't we just forget about that fucking heifer?" I said,
patting Trina's tousled and verminous head. She was a pig, but a
number-one blowjobber, that kid. "I'd just as soon carry on with
what we're presently doing, if it's all the same with you."
But she let loose of me as soon as I was all the way up and
vibrating and she dashed back to the calf to grab hold again.
"Come on," she screamed. "Now that you got it up use it!"
I felt like a damn idiot but what could I do? There I stood
in the middle of somebody's field with my pants down and a
rampaging hardon shining in the sunlight. What else was there to
do but fuck a cow?
I knew it wasn't going to work though. You have to break a
young calf in gradually. Diddle her with a dildo and all that
before she's ready to take a real meat-prick. But I decided I
might as well go through the motions of it anyhow put on a show
for these jerks.
"If you want to be helpful," I said, "you hold her head,
Trina, and let Pedro take her hind legs. You gotta really hang
on there if it's gonna work. I just don't want to get kicked in
the balls, if you don't mind."
They switched around like I said, in deference to my balls,
and then it was party-time. "Hold that tiger," I said. "Here I
come ready or not." I kicked off my pants and moved in behind
the little brown ass, trying to remember how I'd seen other kids
do it back on the farm.
First I thought I'd better find a stick or something though,
to poke in there and sort of try the passageway.
"Let's go, man," Pedro yelled. "She's getting hot for you
already. I can feel it."
I decided I'd just use my hand to test the hole. If I could
get a couple of fingers inside, that would give me an idea whether
I'd have a fighting chance at risking my fragile ding-dong in the
rump of that treacherous son of a bitch. I moved in cautiously.
I wasn't really sure whether these bastards kicked or not, but I
felt awful goddamn vulnerable with my weenie out in the open air,
standing high wide and handsome with no protection whatsoever
between it and the possible fury of a rampaging beast.
I began by patting her ever so gently on the flanks and
speaking soft seductive words. Calm her down that was the thing.
"Nice baby. Sweet little heifer. Daddy loves you yes
indeed." What the hell do you say to a calf, anyhow? Everybody
knows how to talk to dogs and cats and horses. But who ever heard
of talking to a cow? Anyhow, she hadn't started kicking yet at
least.
"Hold that bastard, whatever you do," I whispered to Pedro.
Then I started patting and probing down along the crack of her
ass. She shivered a little when I touched close to home but no
major reactions yet. Even when I gave her a couple of pats on the
pussy no alarm bells.
She didn't really flinch until I dug one finger down the
inner edges of her crease and sort of eased open the outer flaps
just a hair. Then she crouched down a bit and twitched her tail
at me. I gave her another reassuring pat on the side of the ass
and talked to her some more before I tried digging any deeper. I
was hoping to hell she wasn't as nervous as I was.
"What the hell are you doing back there?" Pedro yelled.
"Looking for the hole?"
"Sh-h-h," I said. "Don't spook her, goddamnit. You gotta
take these things slow when you're dealing with a shy young female
critter."
Trina said, "You never showed all this sweet consideration
when you were fucking around my rear end. Wham bam is all I ever
got!"
I said, "Different cows call for different kinds of
handling." I'd let her figure that one out.
She said. "Moo-oo."
Now I got first one finger up inside her and then two
fingers, and I worked them in to about the second knuckle and
diddled around very carefully. Her cunt was soft and warm and wet
and slimy not a hell of a lot different in its feel and shape
from a woman's pussy. It was sort of like rooting around in some
big old whore's pussy actually, is what it made me think of.
I got my whole hand in there finally and started to ease it
in and out slow and easy, and she was sort of twitching and
fidgeting now and swatting hell out of me with her tail and trying
to shuffle her hind feet, but Pedro had a good grip on her.
Then she started shaking her head up and down and bleating to
beat hell, "Ma-a-a ma-a-a-a!" That did it. Mama got the message
and this big fierce-looking black and white cow took a couple of
steps our way and let out a moo that would wake the dead.
Trina squealed and yelled, "Watch it! I think she's coming
for us."
"You're a woman," I said, "You talk to her. Tell her it's
okay."
Trina yelled at the cow, "Mo-oo-moo-oo!"
That seemed to confuse her and she backed off again.
Pedro laughed. "Whatever you said to her, it must've been
the right thing."
I figured now was the time if I ever was to get it into this
little fucker's cunt and be done with it. "Hang on, you
bastards," I said. "Hang on. Here goes nothing."
I stepped up behind the calf, gave my prick a couple of hard
strokes to firm it up, and then laid it on that little slit right
where my fingers had been and eased the head of it very carefully
inside. It went in as easy as the fingers had. I felt the warm
soft pussy clutch onto it a real pleasant feeling actually. I
began to think that this might turn out to be a groovier piece of
action than maybe I'd figured on, once I got all the way in. I
put the pressure on and pushed forward from the hips as hard as I
could, but slow and easy still, and inch-by-inch that sweet little
cow-twat swallowed my prick right up to the goddamn root.
"Hey man, I'm in!" I said.
"Pump her pump her, goddamn it," Pedro hollered.
I gave it a couple of easy pokes and then started riding it
in and out quicker and quicker as I worked into a groove. Now the
calf began twitching like she had the itch shuddering all over
and she was raising a hell of a racket. "Ma-a-a-ma-a-a!!" or
words to that effect.
And then, by God, it seemed like every fucking cow in the
whole fucking field started bellowing all at once. Jee-zus, what
a racket!
I was beginning to get warm feelings in the gonads about then
and so I pumped all the harder, trying to get my nuts off before
something happened to interrupt things but I didn't quite make it.
All of a sudden everything happened at once. The heifer freaked-
out completely and in one violent twist she broke free from
Pedro's arms and my prick all at the same time. I wound up with
my pecker hanging loose in the open air, halfway to orgasm, and I
got a wicked kick on the kneecap besides, that damn near broke my
fucking leg.
The calf went prancing off away from me with Trina still
hanging onto her neck, all sprawled out, her legs flying in the
air, screeching bloody murder.
Pedro was yelling to her, "Let go! Let go!" But she was
hanging on with a death-grip, scared shitless.
With all the cows in the damn field starting to mill around
now every one of them bellowing their heads off it looked like
we were about to get caught in the middle of the god damnedest
stampede you ever saw.
And then the final blow. "Oh shit!" Pedro yelled. "There's
a truck coming up the hill. Let's get the fuck out of here!"
There sure was a truck. A little pickup with at least three
men in it coming to find out who the hell was raping their cows.
I made a grab for my pants and started running and trying to pull
them on all at the same time.
Pedro was yelling, "Wait! Wait for Trina!"
I'm thinking, Fuck Trina. If we got caught, I was the
sucker that was gonna get hung for this little caper. So I kept
running as fast as I could with my drooping drawers and my busted
kneecap, and once I got the pants up and fastened I made it to the
car with plenty to spare. The only trouble was, Pedro had gone
back to rescue Trina and he had the car keys in his goddamn
pocket.
So what could I do? The guys from the truck had already
grabbed bare-ass Trina. She was giving them a pretty good battle
and screeching her head off, but they had her captured and Pedro
too. The game was up, as they say.
So I took a deep breath and said a prayer and then started
back up the pasture to join the crowd. All I was hoping was that
those guys hadn't noticed me screwing their calf. Farmers don't
take kindly to that shit I know from experience. A man might
have his dick into his own cows and sheep and pigs and every other
damn animal in sight, but he doesn't like anybody else messing
around his livestock anymore than he wants them screwin' his wife
or daughter.
But they'd seen me at it all right. They'd been watching us
the whole time with binoculars, the goddamn perverts, and they had
me dead to rights. They could've locked up my ass and thrown away
the key forever if they'd wanted to press it. But lucky for me
they turned out to be reasonable men.
They took what money we had on us to pay for 'damages' and
beyond that they settled for one hump apiece with Trina. I guess
they figured that we'd fucked their cow and so now it was their
turn to fuck ours.
Pedro put up a fuss about it but they told him it was either
that or jail. We'd already tried jail one time and we didn't want
to go through that shit again. Anyhow, I didn't hear any serious
objections from Trina about paying her forfeit. Any time that
chick could save her ass from trouble just by giving somebody a
fast hump or a suck-off, she figured she was getting off easy.
So the guys spread out a blanket in the back of the truck and
had their turns with her, and they sure took their sweet time at
it too. But that was Trina's fault more than theirs. There was
no such thing as a quickie with that chick. You might say she
took pride in her craft and she never turned away a client
unsatisfied. So she gave those four horny hillbillies the full
treatment screw, blew and tattoo and left them all laughing and
full of kind feelings, which I was mighty happy to see.
It was sundown when we finally wrapped up and got the hell
out of there. The cows were all back in the barn with their
lawful guardians, having their udders jerked and squeezed and
submitting to who knows what other acts of bestial depravity.
Nobody in our crowd was talking much.
Finally I said, "Man, we were lucky to get out of there as
easy as we did. I've known cow-fuckers to get put away, for ten
years or more back home. That's no laughing matter around farm
country. The next time you motherfuckers want to see somebody
screw a cow, include me out okay?"
Pedro mumbled, "Those goddamn hillbilly pricks. They had no
right to act like that. They're nothing but a bunch of animals
themselves, raping a helpless girl that way. If they hadn't had
that gun with them, by God, I'd have beat the crap out of them."
Trina said, "What's everybody bitching about? Everything
worked out great in the end, didn't it?"
And I guess that was true as far as she was concerned. She'd
got what she craved out of it, that was for sure. And just to
round off her day since I never had got to finish my business
with that heifer I let Trina polish off my prick there on the
back seat in her own inimitable way. Her cunt didn't exactly
clamp down and grab hold of my member the way the calf's did, but
screwing Trina's friendly fuck-hole was a hell of a lot less
nerve-racking experience that's for sure.
And since that time all the beasts I've put it into have been
the two-legged human variety you can bet your sweet ass on that.
As far as I'm concerned, animals are for the birds.
Chapter 4
A Bird in the Bird
Birds in general would seem to be unlikely candidates for
human sex-partners, but there is hardly a living creature that
walks, swims or flies that men (and women) have not used to
gratify their genital itches, and birds are no exception. Birds
of all sizes have served the bestial purpose, from the tiniest
songbirds to giant ostriches, penguins at the South Pole, and even
fierce birds of prey.
The most famous example from antiquity of apian love is the
mythical seduction of Leda by the swan (which turned out to be
Zeus in disguise surprise surprise!) But in actual history birds
have much more often been used by men than by women. Around the
farmyard this is especially, true, for most varieties of domestic
fowl are capable of taking in a penis and affording it the
necessary frictions for orgasmic satisfaction. The elementary
opening of the bird the cloaca serves as a soft, warm and
agreeably tight 'cunt' for purposes of bird-fucking. The
unfortunate difficulty is that a man-sized penis is more than even
a large bird call take inside him without suffering serious
internal injury and probable death. So a man violating his own
chickens would soon deplete his flock, and if he were to commit
outrage on another man's fowls, he would leave damning evidence
behind of his crime.
Krafft-Ebing reported several nineteenth century cases of
bird-assaults in his book, Psychopathia Sexualis. In one, "a man
of high social position" was caught red-handed in the act of
buggering a chicken. Great numbers of chickens had been found
dead in the village barnyards over a long period of time and an
intensive manhunt finally brought the culprit to justice. He
excused himself in court by pleading that his prick was too small
to fuck women satisfactorily and he had turned to birds in
desperation.
In another case, a boy of sixteen, when charged with
assaulting a goose, claimed that he suffered "attacks with heat in
his head" during which he became so sexually aroused that he
couldn't control his raging lusts and then he had no memory
afterwards of what he had done.
Krafft-Ebing fails to tell us how these cases were disposed
of in the courts. Presumably both the guilty men were turned over
to psychiatrists for study of their "sicknesses."
The following case history differs from most of the others in
this book in that it is not a first-person confession of a
personal bestial experience. The facts related in the account are
assembled from various records of the subject's career and from
the diary of the girl who became involved with him data assembled
in preparation of the court case that resulted from the affair and
its horrifying conclusion.
Case 4
Bryan T.
Bryan was an orphan boy. He spent his early years being
shunted about from one city foster home to another. Then at age
fourteen he was sent to live with an elderly couple on a suburban
farm.
He seemed happier on the farm than he had ever been in the
city. He had always been a 'loner' who feared crowds, and he
enjoyed being by himself all day long on the quiet farm with no
one to disturb his peace.
He was assigned chores to do around the barnyard which
included feeding the large flock of chickens. He found the hen
house a perfect hideaway and he spent many hours there among the
chickens, shut away from the world.
In his shy and solitary life up to that time, he had had no
association with girls at all. He felt no particular attraction
to them and was very shy in their presence, as he was with most
other boys as well. His only sex experience was in emotionless
mechanical masturbation, apparently without any fantasizing in his
mind during the act.
Now in his hen house hideout, he resumed his city habit of
prolonged, methodical masturbation sessions, manipulating his
penis with a wide variety of cock-teasing materials held in his
hand. In the city he had made use of fur-pieces, foam rubber
scraps, and wads of modeling clay, among other things, in his
prick-fondling rituals. On the farm he first tried masturbating
while holding a wad of chicken feathers in his hand, and that led
to the idea of actually holding a live chicken against himself and
rubbing his prick-head on her downy breast, or perhaps squeezing
off underneath her wing.
These tries proved disappointing however, and it was not
until several days later that begot the idea of trying to poke his
penis up into the chicken's 'egg-laying hole.' This idea, which
he imagined that no one had ever thought of before, occurred to
him during the night while he lay in his bed, and he crept
downstairs and out of the house to the chicken yard to put it to
immediate test.
In the dark hen house he plucked a dozing pullet off her
perch and began probing her underside with his fingers, looking
for the entryway that had to be there, but the outraged bird
raised such a clatter of protest, stirring up all the other
chickens in the coop to a considerable clucking uproar, that the
old man was awakened and he came hurrying down to the yard,
expecting to catch a chicken thief in the act. Bryan escaped into
the barn undiscovered and hid out there until his foster father
had gone back to bed. Then he crept back to the house,
discouraged for the moment in his plan.
But the next day, as soon as the old man had left on his
daily trip to town, Bryan hurried to the chicken house to try his
luck again at the great experiment He knew that the old lady was
too deaf to hear anything that went on, no matter how much noise
the chickens made.
He picked out a fat Rhode Island Red, found the cavity he was
looking for, and with some difficulty worked the head of his prick
up inside. The bird struggled violently, but Bryan held her fast
and slowly plunged the full length of his eager cock up into the
warm, throbbing guts of the squirming chicken. He felt an
excitement greater than he had ever known before in any
masturbation experiment, and as he thrust in and out of the bird,
her wings beating against his groin and balls added extra zest to
the business and he came quickly to orgasm.
As soon as he had shot off his load inside the chicken he
released her, but she dropped down at his feet and lay there,
fluttering more and more feebly. Bryan realized for the first
time then that he had done serious damage to the bird's inner
organs and that he had better dispose of it. So he killed it with
a rock and then dropped the body down into an abandoned well where
no one could ever find it.
He was frightened and sorry at having killed the chicken, and
for several days afterwards he lived in fear that someone somehow
would find out what he had done. Above all he did not want to be
sent back to the city again so he vowed to himself that he would
take no more reckless chances and never bother the chickens again.
But then, as more days passed and life went on as usual, he
began to realize that there were far too many chickens in the
flock for the loss of one or two to be noticed. And the
voluptuous experience of fucking the warm, throbbing body had been
too much of a rare pleasure not to repeat.
So he did it again that same afternoon, trying to be more
gentle in his penetration and so not to injure the bird this time,
but the end result was the same. Again he threw the body down
into the old well-shaft.
After that it became a regular habit. He fucked at least one
chicken a day and sometimes two. Since he realized now that the
penetrated chickens could never survive the act, he no longer
tried to be gentle with them, but got more and more enjoyment out
of fucking each bird with greater and greater violence, thrusting
his prick in and out with all his force and at the same time
tearing out handfuls of feathers and squeezing and wrenching its
neck about. Sometimes he would break the chicken's neck or cut
its throat while he was still in the process of fucking it and
continue ramming into the dying carcass while it quivered and
thrashed about in its death throes.
He had no idea whether or not the old man had noticed that
his chicken flock had dwindled in numbers, but he overheard him
one day telling his wife that, "there's gotta be a chicken thief
sneaking around here nights. We're gonna have to get us a big,
noisy dog."
Then an unexpected complication entered the picture. The old
man's sixteen-year-old niece came to stay at the farm for the
summer. Deanna was a jolly, uninhibited girl and she tried hard
to make friends with Bryan. He was terrified of her however and
avoided her as much as possible.
But she was the kind of bold person who has no understanding
or respect for shyness in others and she chased after him wherever
he went and drove him into a state of panic. He had never known
anyone in all his life who cared enough about him to want to
pursue him for any reason. Everyone had always ignored and
avoided him, and he had adjusted to that situation and assumed
that it would always be so.
Even in his sacred hen house sanctuary he was not safe from
her insistent pursuit. She soon discovered that Bryan spent most
of his days hiding there and she teased him about it and gave him
no peace from then on.
"What do you see in those stupid chickens?" she said to him.
"I think you're in love with them or something."
He had no chance anymore to indulge his chicken-raping habit,
as Deanna was always about and she would have heard the commotion
in the hen house and come to see what he was up to.
So, cut off from his sexual pleasure and under constant
harassment from the pesky girl, he grew more and more nervous and
desperate, while he joylessly masturbated in his room.
But then, to his great delight and relief, Deanna began going
to town with her uncle on his daily trips and all of a sudden
Bryan was alone with his chickens again and free to resume his
bestial pleasures.
For the next few days he enjoyed frantic ecstatic orgasms
greater than ever before and five more chicken carcasses wound up
down in the well.
But then, one horrible day, he was just commencing his mid
morning lust-ritual in the hen house, kneeling naked on the floor,
fitting his straining prick up into one more protesting cloaca,
when a shrill feminine whoop of surprise split the air, and with
sick horror he saw Deanna's big blue goggle-eyes peeping through
the slats of the wall, spying on his shameful game.
He let loose the chicken and sank down weakly in the straw,
uttering a pathetic moan of dismay. He assumed that this was the
absolute end of the world for him.
But Deanna, it turned out, was more amused than shocked. She
came bursting into the hen house.
"Wow!" she cried. "This is freaky. I never would've
imagined."
Bryan only crouched where he was, staring glassy-eyed, his
erection slowly subsiding.
"Hey man, don't waste that meat-bone on the chickens," Deanna
gurgled. "I got better uses for it."
She swiped at his prick with her foot. He fell back into a
sitting position and began to cry.
Deanna was astonished. She assured him he had nothing to
worry about that she certainly wasn't about to tell anybody what
he was on to.
"Everybody to their own thing, man," she said.
She managed to calm him down and then to his utter amazement
and horror she suddenly pulled off her dress and confronted him in
a nipple-revealing bra and g-string panty.
She declared herself in on the fun and games from that day
forward. She said that she was going to show him what his prick
was really intended for by Mother Nature, and she gave him the
impression that she still might squeal on him to her uncle if he
didn't cooperate and do whatever she told him to do from there on
out. She tossed away her bra and directed him first to kiss her
breasts and lick the nipples. He did so, even though his stomach
was churning with disgust and near-nausea at the thought of it.
Then she insisted that he kiss her mouth, and when she forced
his lips apart and thrust her wriggling tongue inside, he pulled
back his head violently and turned away from her, retching and
sobbing again.
She laughed uproariously, delighted with his "freaky"
behavior.
"You're priceless." she told him. "Am I gonna have a ball
with you!"
Completely stripped now, she forced him to kneel at her feet
and raise up his lips, and then she straddled his face and pressed
her hot wet pussy down hard over his mouth.
"Kiss it," she demanded. "Go ahead. Make believe it's a
sexy chicken and kiss it."
He was nearly hysterical by then with the horror of her
actions and so she released him for the time being, but she warned
him that she expected more services from him the next morning and
every morning thereafter until he had learned to do all the things
that gave her pleasure. And she promised him his share of
unbelievable delights too if he cooperated. But no more fucking
around with those filthy chickens, she warned him, or she'd let
everyone know what a queer jerk he was and he'd be one sorry son
of a bitch.
The next morning at breakfast she frightened him out of his
mind by innocently asking her uncle, "Can human beings make love
with chickens? Somebody told me that they could."
The old lady gasped and her uncle pounded his fist on the
tabletop. "That will be enough of that talk! Who's been putting
these nasty thoughts into your mind?"
"I I heard a boy in school say he did it," she said,
giggling.
"No more!" the old man roared. "A young lady does not permit
her ears to hear such conversation."
Bryan said not a word, but he got the message intended. As
soon as the old man took off in the truck for town he went to the
hen house, sick at heart, to meet Deanna and do his obscene
penance.
She was already there, already naked, lying in a heaped-up
bed of chicken feathers, holding a chicken between her thighs and
rubbing it up and down in the cleft of her crotch.
"Come on in, baby," she greeted him. "Pull up a chicken and
sit down. Personally these birds don't do a thing for me. I must
not be doing it right. I need advice from an expert."
He stood uncomfortably against the wall, his eyes cast down,
unable to look on her nakedness without shuddering.
"Don't just stand there," she said. "Take off your clothes.
I like to see you the way you were yesterday. I dig your body,
Bryan baby."
After he stripped nude she taunted him about his flaccid
prick.
"What's wrong, baby? You can get it up for a chicken but not
for a super sex-bomb like me? Look at me. Look at me, dammit!"
She thrust her stark-white boobs within an inch of his face and
shook then vigorously. "Doesn't that turn you on, chicken-fucker?
Even see a chicken with a pair of boobs like that? Shit, man
open your eyes!"
He had shut his tear-filled eyes and covered his face with
his hands, but she tore his hands away and pressed her breasts
onto his face, squashing them down flat, grinding her knobby
nipples into his cheeks and against his eyelids.
"What's wrong with you? What's wrong?" she screamed. Then
she grabbed his prick in her hand and yanked it disdainfully.
"Get hard! HARD HARD, damn you!"
In a fury she picked up a chicken and flung it at him.
"Here! Fuck a damn chicken. Let me see you do it, if that's the
only thing that turns you on."
She ordered him to demonstrate his hen-fucking act for her,
but in his agitated state of mind, even with the chicken he found
it impossible to make his prick come stiff enough to penetrate the
bird.
"All right, then," she cried, "if you can't fuck me and you
can't fuck a chicken, what the fuck can you fuck? Isn't there any
way you can do it? You'll suck my pussy that's what. Anybody
can do that. Even you."
She sat on the chicken perch with her legs apart and she made
Bryan kneel before her and perform a long and very thorough job of
cunnilingus upon her. While he did so she told him a fanciful
story, improvised on the spot, of a boy she had known who was
caught fucking a chicken and sent to the reformatory for nine
years. Meekly Bryan did everything she demanded licking and
nibbling her clitoris and tongue-fucking her slit as per her
explicit directions.
Then she had a sudden burst of curiosity. "I wonder if a
little sucky-suck would do miracles on that dead-ass prick of
yours."
She hopped down from her perch, stood him up in the same
spot, and knelt before him to try her luck at oral-genital organ-
raising.
She skinned his prick-head and tickled it with her fingers.
"That reach you at all?" she asked him. "Tell me if I hit a nerve
or anything. There's gotta be some life on this cold bleak
planet."
Then she gave his prick a quick tongue-teasing all around its
head while fluttering her fingers over the shaft, and very
quickly, to the amazement of both of them, his shriveled cock
leaped into life, stretching and stiffening to full erection.
"Eureka!" she cried. "Give me a medal." She sucked and
teased him a bit more, soaking the whole length of his prick with
saliva, taunting him between mouthings, and then she jumped up all
of a sudden.
"Okay now the chicken. Now that you got your hard up, I
want to see you fuck that damn chicken. Go to it, baby. I bought
my ticket now I want to see the show."
In a trembling sweat Bryan caught up one of the hens and
before her fascinated eyes he began his ritual of cloacal
penetration, but very cautiously and as gently as possible. He
hoped desperately that somehow, miraculously, this time the bird
would survive the assault unhurt. He had a horrible fear that if
the chicken died with Deanna as a witness, that would be a
foretelling of his own doom.
But it was obvious before he made half a dozen thrusts into
the bird that it was already in its death agonies. He pumped more
rapidly then, anxious to be done with the terrible business, and
as soon as he felt his orgasm coming on he yanked himself free,
flung the bird away from him, and stood wretchedly before Deanna,
sobbing while his prick spurted its last shots onto the floor.
She laughed and applauded. "Wow! Groovy! You ought to take
that show on the road. Be very big on the college circuit and in
small towns."
Then she noticed for the first time the buggered chicken's
mortally wounded state as it thrashed feebly at her feet.
"What's wrong with the damn hen?" she said. She knelt and
looked at it closely in horror and disgust. "Agghr, that's
gruesome! You killed it. Do they always die like that?"
Then she raised the question of what he had done with the
dead remains of all the other chickens he had "murdered" and he
reluctantly led her to the old well. She was aghast when she saw
the ugly sight down in the shaft dozens of rotting chicken bodies
heaped up, the whole ugly mess aswarm with flies.
"You're a MURDERER," she screamed at him. "A sex-murderer.
You should be locked up."
From then on she treated him with absolute contempt, heaping
scorn on him day and night, causing her uncle to scold her for
being "so mean to that poor orphan boy."
In the hen house each day she subjected him to every sexual
humiliation she could think of, as well as painful paddlings with
a fence slat and long sessions of forced cunnilingus. And there
were hardly five minutes in the day when she was not reminding him
that he was a hen-fucker a sex pervert a murderer and assuring
him that it was only a matter of time before she would let the
whole world know about it. One of these days, she promised him
over and over again, "they" are going to come and drag you away.
In the presence of the uncle and aunt she would paralyze him
with a remark like, "Whatever happened to that sort of spotty hen
with the dragging wing? She just disappeared somehow. Do some of
the hens just fly away or what happens to them?" and another time,
"Don't you think you ought to fill in that old dry well down below
the pasture, Uncle Robert? It seems dangerous to me. You should
really go down and look at it. I think you'd be surprised at how
scary it looks."
Deanna's diary reports in gloating detail the humiliations
and degradations she forced upon the completely submissive Bryan
and indicates clearly the contempt she felt for him more for his
spineless acceptance of her dominance over him than for his
bestial "murders."
Several of the diary entries later became part of the trial
record in the case. The following excerpt provides a vivid
account of one particularly ugly incident and shows the extreme
depths of depravity which their sick relationship had reached just
before the final tragedy.
"I really socked it to the freak today. And he took it like
always, the jerk. He's beginning to make me puke and that's no
shit. He's got no more guts than the fucking chickens!"
"I remembered that a boy showed me once how you could stroke
a horse's crack under the asshole just a certain way and it would
loosen up his sphincters or some such thing and he'd piss. I
asked the kid why anybody would want to make a horse piss and he
didn't know. But yesterday I thought about it for some reason and
it gave me a new idea for something to do to the freak."
"I took him into the barn where Colonel Dobie is the old
black nag I used to ride when I was little. Then I made him lie
down naked in Dobie's stall, right in the horseshit and
everything. I told him if he moved one muscle, no matter what
happened, then there was going to be a guided tour to the old well
for my aunt and uncle and I wasn't shitting him. I got him so
scared shitless now that he'd jump off the windmill in a swan dive
if I told him to."
"I made him lie with his face right underneath Dobie's ass-
end so he'd get the whole shower of piss right in the mush when it
happened. Then I started in on Dobie, giving her the strategic
tickle. It didn't seem to work at first. I guess the old nag's
urogenital reactions ain't what they used to be. But then she
shivered her ass one time and all of a sudden the flood gates
opened. I mean old Dobie must've been holding it in since
Wednesday."
"I nearly got myself splashed before I could get out of the
stall and then I just stood there laughing like a bastard. The
freak nearly drowned. Groovy bit, hey? Drowning in horse piss!"
"But he survived. Drenched down to his knees and choking and
spitting and blinking his eyes, but he survived."
'How's it taste?' I asked him. 'I didn't put too much salt
in it, did I?'
"He couldn't have talked even if he'd had anything to say. I
made him stay there and soak in the puddle for awhile before I
told him he could get up. And even then he didn't, but just lay
there with a dumb look on his dumb face as if he liked it,
reclining in a piss-puddle."
"Twice I told him to get his ass up, but he didn't even act
like he heard me and finally I just took off and left him there.
He's getting weirder and weirder, I'm telling you. It's
unbelievable!"
The last entry of all in the diary shows the state of
Deanna's mind at the very end the night before the blowup.
"I'm going to have to cool it with the freak. He's right on
the thin edge now. I think maybe I went too far. Maybe the
pissing bit was too much, although he didn't make any fuss about
it at the time. He's got a look in his eye now though that gives
me the creeps. He never used to dare even look at me at all and
now I notice him staring at me in the house, at dinner and all.
It's getting to be a drag anyway, this whole fucking scene. This
farm is beyond the ass-end of nowhere. Only two weeks more and
back to civilization again. What a load off! Back to normal
people again. Rainey and Coral won't believe it when I tell them
about the freak. Once I get the hell out of this shit-pile I
probably won't believe it myself either. Two more weeks! I wish
it was tomorrow. I better tell the freak tomorrow that it's bye
bye. He doesn't know yet that I'm leaving. Won't he be
surprised! He'll be inconsolable. I wonder what he'll give me
for a goodbye gift. (pause here for prolonged laughter)"
What happened the next day was never established indisputably
as to the exact course of events. But piecing together portions
of court testimony and other data brought out during psychiatric
investigations, the following would seem to be an accurate
summing-up of the events of the day after the above diary entry.
In the morning Deanna was unusually pleasant to Bryan at the
breakfast table this noted with surprise by both aunt and uncle.
At the end of the meal Deanna said that she wanted to be of
more help to Bryan from then on, and starting today she was going
to help him take care of the chickens. She thought the hen house
would benefit from a "woman's touch."
They all laughed except Bryan, who hurried out of the house
and was not seen again the rest of the morning.
When her uncle left for town as usual, Deanna told her aunt
that she was going out to look for Bryan that she had some things
to tell him. She never came back.
It seems that she went to the hen house to confront Bryan but
she never got a chance to tell him anything. The instant she came
through the doorway he hit her diagonally across the forehead with
the sharp edge of a spade and knocked her to the floor, and then
he hit her a second blow, harder than the first, behind the ear.
She was still alive but unconscious after the second blow.
From then on Bryan apparently vented all his enormous store
of pent-up resentment upon her body for a considerable time
perhaps an hour or more. He kicked and stomped her savagely,
breaking several ribs and many teeth in the process and virtually
pulverizing her facial features. Then he ripped away her clothes
and subjected her nude body to further beating and abuse. At some
point after her death he committed rape upon the corpse. This
ironically was the first and only time in his life that he had
ever engaged in "normal" vaginal intercourse with Deanna or any
other human female.
Afterwards he hacked the body apart and chopped it into a
great many small pieces, which he stuffed into two burlap sacks
and carried to the old well. There he dumped Deanna's dismembered
remains down into the wellshaft among the bones of the thirty-
seven chickens.
But not before performing one last act of outrage upon her
bloody parts. He held two raw chunks of her flesh in his hands,
pressed them around his penis and masturbated one more time.
Then at last his raging fury had run its course and all his
energy had drained away with it. He dragged himself back up the
hill toward the hen house, but halfway across the pasture he
collapsed, and there his uncle discovered him later that
afternoon, lying on his back in a glassy-eyed trance, his body
drenched with blood.
A jury found him innocent of murder by reason of insanity,
and Bryan probably will spend the rest of his life in the mental
institution where he is now.
Bryan was not the first case in history of a tormented soul
turning on his tormentor and committing a brutal, vengeful murder.
And although he and Deanna might not have realized it, he was not
the first person who had ever raped barnyard birds and added to
the pleasure by killing the bird deliberately just before orgasm
and taking extra delight in its death-thrashings.
Intercourse with dying geese was once a favorite sex-sport in
China and India among the depraved nobility. The Marquis de Sade
reported this same game to be popular in French whorehouses, where
turkeys were used for the purpose. A naked prostitute would hold
the bird for the customer's convenience and slice its throat at
the decisive moment.
So young Bryan "the freak" "the chicken-murderer" actually
was playing an ancient game. In bestiality as in everything else,
there is nothing new under the sun.
Chapter 5
Dog Show Girl
A young friend of mine, when he heard I was surveying the
subject of bestiality, suggested that I check out a freaky chick
of his acquaintance who had been known to perform wild stunts with
a small dog at parties and other social gatherings. I looked into
the matter and came across Julia, a beautiful twentyish fugitive
from the love-generation. She had dropped out of high school and
split from home at seventeen and in the two or three years since
then had set some kind of world's record for number and variety of
sexual couplings on her whirlwind wanderings making the grand
tour of hippy colonies and crash-pads from coast to coast. She
was presently reported to be living as a "voluntary white slave"
with a pair of unemployed black poets.
Case 5
Julia C.
I was introduced to Julia in a luncheonette booth where she
was surrounded by a motley collection of her friends and fans of
all ages, sexes and colors.
"I hear you wanted to interview me," she said.
"What's it for?" somebody asked, "Indoor Sports Illustrated?"
They all seemed to think that was pretty funny. I didn't
know just how to approach the subject I had in mind to her. Even
without the crowd in attendance and in spite of her wild
reputation, I couldn't very well ask a strange girl bluntly, "Is
it true that you fuck dogs at parties?"
I tried to arrange a private interview session with her for a
later time but the best I could get from her in her dreamy high
condition was an invitation to "see me at the bash tonight." I
figured I'd have to settle for that for the time being. At the
"bash" maybe I'd be able to corner her and get her talking, or
maybe I'd even get to see her do her famous dog act in person if I
was lucky.
It turned out to be no ordinary party but a staged affair,
specially set up to be filmed for an underground movie. I felt a
bit freaky myself when I walked in, being the only one present in
a business suit. The costumes generally were pretty far over the
line on the nude side with most of the girls covered more by body
paint, spangles and pasted-on flowers than by clothes. The music
was pounding lights flashing and everyone dutifully writhing
about in primitive dance movements while a couple of hairy
cameramen roamed the floor, shooting orgiastic close-ups of them
all, mostly at tit and crotch-level.
I found Julia stretched out flat in a corner, under a cloud
of blue pot-smoke of her own making.
"Why aren't you in the movie?" I said, inhaling a cautious
noseful of her heady exhaust fumes.
She laughed dreamily. Her big beautiful eyes didn't seem to
be quite focusing on me. "My big scene comes later," she said.
"Stick around."
She had on an oversized T-shirt like a minidress, with a
man's necktie around the waist as a sash. I got the impression
that she was wearing nothing at all underneath it, but I couldn't
be sure in the dim light. Then something stirred behind her and I
noticed for the first time a little dirty-gray mop of a poodle
lying there. He was staring up at me with one wide blurry eye and
I would have sworn that the dog was as stoned as she was.
"You brought your dog along I see," I said,
"That's what you came for, isn't it?" she said, "to see the
dog act?"
I laughed nervously. "Did they tell you the subject of my
book?"
"Bestial practices, isn't it? That's my thing, baby. Me and
Sir Clarence."
"Er what do you you and Clarence how do you ?" I didn't
know quite how to phrase the question.
"Just hold your water you'll see for yourself how," she
said.
"Are they actually going to film you and the dog er in
action?" I asked.
"Shit yeah. Why not? It's the grand technicolor climax of
the whole motherfucking movie."
"Aren't you afraid of getting in trouble by putting yourself
on record that way? Making it with a dog is sort of illegal you
know."
She laughed and patted Clarence's belly. "Everything I do is
illegal. It's the only way to live." She punctuated her point by
blowing a cloud of highly-illegal smoke up into my face.
Just then a very large Afro-American bruiser appeared from
nowhere and gave me what I took to be an unfriendly size-up. I
figured he must be one of the poet slave-masters I'd heard about,
although he looked more like a middle line-backer than a bard. He
snapped his fingers at Julia. "Come on up. Let's go. They're
ready for you and you ain't ready."
She sprang up and the dog popped up with her. The black man
took hold of her T-shirt and peeled it up over her head, which
left her naked as a jaybird just as I expected. Both her breasts‹
‹round and firm and beautiful had been painted blue, and there
were arrows running down from them across her ribs and belly,
pointing towards her pussy, which was shaved bald. Otherwise
there was just acres and acres of beautiful golden naked skin, as
far as the eye could see.
Her black master clapped a possessive hand onto her ass and
said harshly, "You better not fuck up the deal, baby, or you know
what you get!"
She picked up the poodle and hugged it to her breasts.
"He'll be all right tonight," she said. "He's too stoned to be
scared. We'll give them a complete show, don't worry."
"Oh, I ain't worrying, baby," he said, giving her ass cheek a
hard grab and a twist. "I leave that to you."
The music had quit now and the lights all of a sudden came up
brighter. "We're ready for the dog-act," somebody yelled out.
The black man slapped Julia's ass and she gave me a wink and
went skipping off into the bright light, clutching her woolly
lover tight to her with his head perched up between her bobbing
boobs.
I moved off to find myself a seat where I could be out of the
way of the bustling technicians but still get a good ring-side
view of whatever act of shameless bestiality was about to unfold.
A character with a handlebar mustache and a purple scarf who
I took to be the director was at center-stage under a cloud of
cigar smoke.
"Right here," he yelled at Julia in a startling, near-soprano
voice. "The camera's centered on this spot, so keep your dirtiest
action in this area, give or take a yard or two."
Julia moved into the light beside him and they went into a
conference together, with the director patting and stroking either
the dog's head or one of her blue boobs it was hard to tell which
from where I stood. Then he backed off, leaving her there alone
with her little dog. The other kids took positions on the floor
around her in a semi-circle, acting the part of her audience.
"Okay, baby," the director called out. "As soon as the
camera's rolling you just go into your thing. We'll keep on
shooting continuously two cameras covering the whole scene long
shot and close-up let's get it all in one take."
"You better!" she said. "Clarence might not hold up if you
need retakes. He's a one-shot man."
The director held up his hand and yelled, "Okay, we're
rolling and GO!"
Julia set the dog down and he trotted away from her, out of
the circle of light. Then she took a cigarette that someone
handed her and struck a "prostitute on a street-corner" pose, with
hand on out-thrust hip.
A boy came walking in, wearing a large cardboard fig-leaf.
He stopped, eyed Julia up and down, circled around her once, and
then raised up his fig-leaf and flipped his red-painted prick at
her in a hip-bump.
She put her nose in the air and turned away from him in
scorn. He shrugged, bumped his blue ass towards her disdainfully
and moved away.
Then Lord Clarence the poodle came high-stepping in. He
stopped just as the boy had done, cocked his head and looked her
over, and then circled around her once. Julia stood absolutely
still, ignoring him altogether.
Clarence moved in close to her feet, sniffed around her for a
bit and then all of a sudden he lifted his hind leg, assumed the
classic curbside posture, and began pissing against her ankle.
She still held her position but turned her head and glanced down.
The dog went on pissing nonchalantly until he was finished and
then moved away again and sat down nearby to watch her.
Julia looked down at the puddle she was standing in now and
she wiggled her toes about sloshing them in the piss-pool. Then
she bent down and dipped her hands into it and began dabbing her
ear-lobes and neck and boobs and underarms as if it were some kind
of dainty perfume. Finally she put a finger into her mouth and
licked it, sampling the flavor, and she smiled down approvingly at
Clarence. He sat up then in a begging position and began wagging
his tail, and Julia turned sideways and wiggled her tail at him.
After that they circled around each other a couple more times
and then Julia got down on hands and knees and they moved in close
and sniffed each other's noses. Clarence ran around behind her
and took a sniff of her ass, and then she bent down and did the
same thing to him. They were making quite a production out of it.
It was going to be something brand new for the movies, by all
indications. And the real action hadn't even begun yet. So far
I'd have given it a 'R' rating not recommended for children under
sixteen.
But things got pretty 'X'y from there on. Clarence scurried
around behind her again and began licking away at her rear-end
asshole, cunt, the works. After a little bit of that action they
reversed positions once again and she went to work on the little
mutt's hindquarters.
The boys with the cameras had moved in now. No more long
shots. Everything would be in full-screen close-ups from here on
apparently. So I moved in myself, just beyond the circle of prop
spectators, to be sure I didn't miss any of the action myself.
The little poodle was in a sort of spread-legged squat, his
hind legs trembling, as Julia's pretty pink tongue worked up under
the cleft of his tail-end. Then she flopped over suddenly onto
her back, grabbed onto Clarence and pulled him up over her face.
With his hind legs straddling her cheeks, she proceeded to rain
kisses and lip-nuzzlings on his little prick, which didn't stay
little very long thereafter. She sucked him up to a respectable
dog-sized erection and then she did a quick flip over onto her
back and twisted herself around while little Lord Clarence stood
patiently by, quivering all over in anticipation of the delights
to come. She popped open her legs with a dramatic flourish,
aiming her split pussy point-blank at the dog and into the peering
eyes of the floor-level cameras.
She whistled softly and snapped her fingers and Clarence gave
a little answering yip and then leaped forward up into the V of
her sprawled crotch. He climbed up over her belly with his front
paws, his prick straining forward into the cleft below, his tail
wagging furiously.
"Go, man," the director called out, clapping his hands.
Already he was counting up his profits from this history-making
film epic that he saw happening before his very cameras.